(Front) Design by Cal Schenkel  - Photo by Phil Franks (LP inside left) Art by Cal Schenkel (LP inside right) Art by Cal Schenkel (LP back)

Chunga’s revenge

 

  1 Transylvania boogie
  2 Road ladies
  3 Twenty small cigars
  4 The Nancy & Mary music {King Kong}
  5 Tell me you love me
  6 Would you go all the way?
  7 Chunga’s revenge
  8 The clap
  9 Rudy wants to buy yez a drink
10 Sharleena

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa.


Front side text
A Gypsy mutant industrial vacuum cleaner dances about a mysterious night time camp fire. Festoons. Dozens of imported castanets, clutched by the horrible suction of its heavy duty hose, waving with marginal erotic abandon in the midnight autumn air.

 “Chunga’s Revenge” inner artwork by Cal Schenkel


Album notes by FZ
All the vocals in this album were a preview of the story from “200 Motels”.
Coming. Soon. Near. You.

1. Transylvania boogie


[Instrumental]

2. Road ladies


Don’t it ever get lonesome?
Yeah! Sure gets lonesome
Don’t it ever get sad when you go out on the road?
Oh, there was one time in Minneapolis when I thought I had the clap for sure
Don’t it ever get lonesome?
“Lonesome” ain’t the word
Don’t it ever get sad when you go out on a thirty day tour?
Oh, I’ll take away
You got nothing but groupies and promoters to love you
And a pile of laundry by the hotel door
 
Don’t it ever get lonesome?
Don’t it ever give a young man the blues?
Don’t it ever get lonesome?
Don’t it ever make a young man wanna go back home?
When the PA system eats it
And the band plays some of the most terrible shit you’ve ever known
 

Don’t you ever miss your house in the country and your hot little mama too?
Don’t you ever miss your house in the country and your hot little mama too?
Don’t you better get a shot from the doctor? What the ROAD ladies DO to you?
 
[Instrumental]
 
I know someday I will never
I’ll never go out on the road again
I know someday I will never
I ain’t gonna roam the countryside no more
I’m gonna hang up them ol’ Holiday Inns, yeah
And heal my knees up from when I was doin’ it on the floor
See me doing it!
See me do it on the floor
 
Don’t you ever miss your house in the country and your hot little mama too?
Don’t you ever miss your house in the country and your hot little mama too?
Don’t you better get a shot from the doctor? What the ROAD ladies DO to you?

3. Twenty small cigars


[Instrumental]

4. The Nancy & Mary music {King Kong}


[Instrumental]

5. Tell me you love me


[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] Tell me you love me, tell me you love me
Like I want you to
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me
Girl! Girl! Girl!
I love you so hard now, I’m cryin’ for you
Don’t make me lose my pride
I want to come inside
And grab a hold of you
And grab a hold of you
 
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me
Like I want you to
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me
Now! Now! Now!
I want to feel it, give me your love now
Don’t make me steal it
Don’t make me steal it
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me, tell me you love me
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me, tell me you love me
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
 
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me
Like I want you to
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me
Girl! Girl! Girl!
I love you so hard now, I’m cryin’ for you
Burnin’ with fire
I gotta hot desire
‘Cause I gotta make love with you
‘Cause I gotta make love with you
Baby
‘Cause I gotta make love with you
‘Cause I gotta make love with you
Aaaaahhh!
 
Tell me you love me, like I want you to
Tell me you love me, like I want you to
Tell me you love me, like I want you to
 
Aaaaahhh yeah!

6. Would you go all the way?


[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] Remember Freddie and Jo
The night you went to the show?
A monster movie
Clutchin’ at yer hand
Wait ten seconds
Clutchin’ at yer arm
Wait ten seconds
Clutchin’ at yer elbow
Wait ten seconds
Where did your brassiere go?
The monster came out
An’ everybody shout
People all around you
Screamin’ at the monster
The monster from the U.S.O.
 
Who’s this dude with his hair straight back?
His new white socks, an’ his pants all black
His T-shirt is rolled
His watch is gold
A ‘55 Chevy that his brother just sold
 
With his arm around yer waist
An’ his hand is in yer pants
An’ he asks you for a date
To the servicemen’s dance
 
Suppose you don’t wanna
What can you do
When a joker like that
Got his hands on you?
Oh, baby!
T-T-T-Tell me, baby
Would you go all the way for the U.S.O.?
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way for the U.S.O.?
Lift up your dress if the answer is no
 
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?
 
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way for the U.S.A.?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?
Would you go all the way?

7. Chunga’s revenge


[Instrumental]

8. The clap


[Instrumental]

9. Rudy wants to buy yez a drink


Hi and howdy doody?
I’m the union man, you can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards?
Huh?
 
You know I’m pleased to meet ya
Been tryin’ all day to reach ya
The union’s here to help every one of you rock & roll stars
Rock & roll stars
 
You - boys - know - we - care - so - mutcha
Aboutcha - the way - they treat ya
They send - a - guy - like - me - to - every - gig
Just to get a chance to meet ya
To check and see
No wrong’s been done
That’s one good reason
I carry a gun
 
I hope the bulge
Don’t bum you out
Wanna get a good look?
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me whip it right out!
Rudy!
 
Hi and howdy doody?
I’m the union man, you can call me Rudy
Any you boys not paid up on your cards?
 
You know I’m pleased to meet ya
Been tryin’ all day to reach ya
The union’s here to help every one of you rock & roll stars
Ha ha ha ha!
 
Welcome to Chicago
Welcome to L.A.
Welcome to our local here
You’ll always hear me say…
 
The work is here, it’s a couple a bucks
I’m sure you’re glad to pay
Whip it out, here’s your receipt
Now I’ll go away
Now I’ll go away
Now I’ll go away
Now I’ll go away
 
Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah
 
POO-AHH!

10. Sharleena


I’m cryin’, I’m cryin’
Cryin’ for Sharleena, don’t you know?
I called up all my baby’s friends an’ ask’n ‘um where she done went
But nobody ‘round here seems to know where my Sharleena’s been
Where my Sharleena’s been
 
I’m cryin’, I’m cryin’
Cryin’ for Sharleena, can’t you see?
I called up all my baby’s friends an’ ask’n ‘um where she done went
But nobody ‘round here seems to know where my Sharleena’s been
Where my Sharleena’s been
 
Ten long years I been lov’n her
Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart she was mine
Ten long years I been lov’n her
Ten long years I would call her my baby and now I’m always cryin’
 
Ugh!
 
Ugh!
 
I would be so delighted, I would be so delighted
If they would just send her on home to me
 
I would be so delighted (mmh mmmh), I would be so delighted (I-I I-I-I)
If they would just send her on home to me
Send my baby home to me!
Send my baby home to me!
Send my baby ho-oo-ome!
Send my baby home to me!





English lyrics from site Information Is Not Knowledge.