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Live at Fillmore East, NYC, NY - November 13, 1970
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[Howard Kaylan] OK, baby, bend over and spread ‘em! Here comes my bullet!
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Imagine me and you
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I do
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I think about you day and night
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It’s only right
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To think about the girl you love
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And hold her tight
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So happy together!
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If I should call you up
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Invest a dime
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And you say you belong to me
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And ease my mind
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Imagine how the world could be
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So very fine
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So happy together!
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I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but you for all my life!
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When you’re with me, baby, the skies will be blue for all my life!
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Everybody sing along just like a big rock show!
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Pa pa pa pa
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Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
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Pa pa pa pa
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Pa pa pa pa
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Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
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Pa pa pa pa
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✄ Bringing in the sheaves
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Bringing in the sheaves
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We will come rejoicing
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Bringing in the sheaves
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L.A. in the summer of ‘69
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I went downtown and bought some wine
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I wasted my head on three quarts o’ juice
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And now the grapes won’t turn me loose
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I’m a wino man
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Don’t you know I am?
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36, 24, hips about 30
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36, 24, hips about 30
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I seen some witch and I started talkin’ dirty
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Seen a fine lady and I started talkin’ dirty
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She looked at me and raised her thumb
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Thumb yea-eah
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And said: “Jam down the road, you funky-ass bum”
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‘Cause I’m a wino man
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Know I am?
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I… I went to the country
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And while I was gone
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A roller-headed lady
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Caught me weedlin’ on her lawn
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I’m so ashamed, but I’m a wino man
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I can’t help myself
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Oh yeah!
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[Instrumental]
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Wino man
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Don’t you know I am?
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Well, my drug indulgence
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And my wino career are in a slump
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‘Cause I find myself now living
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In a cardboard refrigerator box down by the Houston dump
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And I’m so ashamed
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I been drinkin’ all night and my eyes are all red
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Why, my […], I don’t know which way to go
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Give me five bucks and a hot meal
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Give me fi-i-i-i-ive bucks and a hot meal
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Fi-i-i-i-i-ive bucks and a hot meal
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I tell you everytime I get a chance, oh yeah
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I wondered what it would sound like if Dr. John the Night Tripper sang this song
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✄ Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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Should be “gris-gris gumbo, wino”
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Heya dadadaah
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Come on
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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Heya dadadaah
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They call me Dr. John
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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I’m known as the Night Tripper
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Got my satchel of gris-gris in my hand
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We take all the stamped-out hippies way down the bayou
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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I’m the last of the best, known as the gris-gris man
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AND MY WOMEN SAY:
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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“AM I, BABY, COOKIN’?”
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And I don’t need no Fender amplifier
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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Come on
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Everybody sing along, come on
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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Well, gris-gris
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The Doctor’s on get down sometime
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Gris-gris gumbo ya ya
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The preceding was paid for
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Shuck, shuck, shuck shuck
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[Instrumental]
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Concentration moon, over the camp in the valley
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Long Island
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Concentration moon, wish I was back in the alley
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All of my friends still running free
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Hair growing out every hole in me
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American way, how did it start?
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Thousands of creeps killed in the park
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American way, try and explain
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Scab of a nation driven insane
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Don’t cry
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Got to go, bye-bye
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Suddenly die, die
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COP, KILL A CREEP!
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POW POW POW
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[Narrator] As we join Paladin and his good friend Hey Boy in a plush San Francisco hotel, we find Hey Boy running down the stairs to greet his good companion friend Paladin and saying…
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[Hey Boy] Paladin what you want? Pineapple chicken? Almond duck? BBQ pork? Sesame seed pork? Almond nut ROLL? Toyota Land Cruiser, Panasonic, Sony? What you want? Paladin, you old sack.
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[Paladin] No, Paladin… Pala— no, Hey Boy. No, Hey Boy.
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[Hey Boy] You drunk, Paladin
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[Paladin] No, Hey Boy, you little queen. Just book a room here in this plush San Francisco bistro for me and my… sister.
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[Hey Boy] Paladin commit incest!
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[Paladin] Don’t put words in my mouth, Hey Boy. AND IF ANYBODY ASKS WHERE I AM, tell them this…
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[Hey Boy] Oh, Paladin. You gesture hypnotically.
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[Narrator] And Paladin does gesture hypnotically as he reaches into the par— the pocket of his pants and pulls forth the card of lust, danger, romance and adventure.
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Hant hant
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Hant hant
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Hant hant
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Hant hant
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Hant hant hant
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Hant hant hant
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Hoooooooooooo
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(This is a song about vegetables… they keep you regular; they’re real good for ya)
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Call any vegetable
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Call it by name
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Call one today
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When you get off the train
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Call any vegetable
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And the chances are good
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Hey hey
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The vegetable will respond to you
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Oo-oo la-la-la-laaa
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The vegetable will respond to you
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Oo-oo la-la-la-laaa
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Call any vegetable
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Pick up your phone
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Think of a vegetable
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Lonely at home
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Call any vegetable
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And the chances are good
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Hey hey
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The vegetable will respond to you
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Oo-oo la-la-la-laaa
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The vegetable will respond to you
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Oo-oo la-la-la-laaa
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RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA…
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RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA…
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No one will know if you don’t want to let ‘em know
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No one will know ‘less it’s you that might tell ‘em so
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Call and they’ll come to you smilin’ and covered with dew
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Vegetables dream, vegetables dream, vegetables dream of responding to you
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Standing there shiny & proud by your side
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Holding your joint while the neighbors decide
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Why is a vegetable something to hide?
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To hide!
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To hide!
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To hide!
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[Instrumental]
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Shoo-shoo shoo-shoo
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Shoo-shoo shoo-shoo
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You know, a lotsa people don’t bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. They think: “What can I say? What can a person such as myself say unto a vegetable?” Let’s think of some of the things that you could say to a vegetable. The first thing that comes to my mind is: “I’ve got a picture of you on my bathroom wall sitting on the toilet”.
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Another thing that you might be able to say, would be:
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What’s a girl like you doin’ in a place like this? Do you like my new car? ▶ It’s real cool! Which Holiday Inn are you staying at? The one by the airport? We got to get up real early in the morning and fly out of here. Where you playing tomorrow? Tierra del Fuego.
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Or you could say…
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Muffins
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Yeahhhh!
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Pumpkins
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Yeahhhh!
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Wax paper
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Yeahhhh!
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Caledonias, mahoganies and elbows and green things in general
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And soon: a new rapport! You and all your new little green & yellow buddies grooving together! Maintaining your coolness ▶ together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice!
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Only in America!
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✄ God bless America
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SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL, SIEG…
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Land that I…
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Call any vegetable
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Call it by name
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You gotta call one today
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When you get off the train
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Call any vegetable
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And the chances are good
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Oh, that the vegetable will respond to you
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Oh God, oh God, oh God, we’re coming together!
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What a pumpkin…
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Rance
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[FZ] We’re gonna begin with a song from “Burnt Weeny Sandwich”, which has the operating stage title of “The duke” but encompasses items from side one and side two of “Burnt Weeny Sandwich”.
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Ready?
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One, two, three
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[Instrumental]
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Penis dimension
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Penis dimension
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Penis dimension
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Penis dimension
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Ooh!
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They want a guy from a group with a thing in the charts
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If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts!
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Aynsley Dunbar!
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His penis is a monster
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His penis is a monster
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His penis is a monster
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Monster dick, monster dick, monster dick, monster dick
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His penis is a monster
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His penis is a monster
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His penis is a monster
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Monster dick, monster dick, monster dick, monster dick
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HOOPLA!
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La la la laaaa
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WHOOLA LA LAAAA
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[Instrumental]
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My penis is a monster
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Your penis is a monster
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Our penes are all monsters
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Penis dimension is calling me, calling me
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My penis is a monster
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Your penis is a monster
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Our penes are all monsters
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Penis dimension is calling me, calling me
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La la la la la la
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La la la la la la la la
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La la la la
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La la la la la la la la la la
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Mud shark
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Mud shark
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La la la la la la
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La la la la la la
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La la la la
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La la la la
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La la la la
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La la la la
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Ance Muhammitz
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Snats Muhammitz
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Frank Muhammitz
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Vance Muhammitz
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Rance (Mud shark) Muhammitz
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Ruth Underwood
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Leona Nichols
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Went on the road for a month touring
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What a drag! You gotta go
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Even if you’d rather be at home
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Flaked out in Hollywood
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Drove to Inglewood and then we dumped
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All our shit into the plane at five-o-three
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What’s it gonna be?
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Chicken, beef or turkey?
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Yes
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La la la la
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Crab salad, shrimp salad
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Little ham hocks with names
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Look at all the Germans
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La la la la la la
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Watch them follow orders
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La la la la la la
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See them think they’re doing something groovy in the streets
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Rance
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See the student leader
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La la la la la la
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He’s a rebel prophet
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La la la la la la
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He’s fucked up, he’s still a Nazi like his mom and dad
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Played for a night in Berlin
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That afternoon we set up our shit and rehearsed
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Half a dozen phony student rebels in the hall
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Came to see if I could find a way to help them all
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“What is your desire?”
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La la la la la la
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“Help us start a fire
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La la la la la la
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In the Allied Center, round the corner down the street”
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And then we began to play
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A bunch of punks arose from the crowd
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Student rebels, their flags of red
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Began to chant “Ho Chi Minh”
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“Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh”
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Threw tomatoes
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And the next thing we knew we were under siege
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[Instrumental]
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[Instrumental]
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I must be free
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My, my oh my fake I.D.
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Freeeeeees me
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Gotta do a few things to make my life complete
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(SURE!)
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I gotta live my life (Where?) out on the street
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The difference between us is not very far
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Cruising for burgers in daddy’s new car
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My phony freedom card brings to me
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Instantly
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Ecstasy
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Ecstasy!
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ECS-TA-SYYYYY!
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Thank you
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