(Front) (Front of bootleg) From a drawing by Jean Sole' on French magazine Fluide Glacial from a photo on The Saturday Evening Post (1968) (Back)


Live at Konserthuset, Stockholm, Sweden - September 30, 1967

Beat the boots I - ‘Tis the season to be jelly

 

  1 You didn’t try to call me
  2 Petrushka [Igor Stravinsky]
  3 Bristol stomp [Dave Appell, Kal Mann]
  4 Baby love [Brian Holland, Lamont Dozier, Edward Holland]
  5 Big leg Emma
  6 No matter what you do
  7 Blue suede shoes [Carl Perkins]
  8 Hound dog [Jerome Leiber, Michael Stoller]
  9 Gee [William Davis, Viola Watkins]
10 King Kong
11 It can’t happen here

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa, except as noted above.


1. You didn’t try to call me


[FZ] This is a song from our “Freak Out!” album, which has been changed to a waltz for live performance. The name of this song is “You didn’t try to call me”.
After we play through “You didn’t try to call me”, there’ll be a brief pause and I will say: “Let’s roll along, now”, that means nothing to you, followed by the “Bristol stomp”, followed by “Baby love” by the Supremes, followed by our new smash flop single “There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma”.
 
One, two, three
One, two, three
 
You didn’t try to call me
Why didn’t you try? I’m so lonely
No matter who I take home, I keep callin’ your name
And you… (I need you so bad) you’re The One, babe
 
Tell me, tell me, who’s lovin’ you now
‘Cause it worries my mind and I can’t sleep at all
I stayed home on Friday just to wait for your call
 
You didn’t try, you didn’t try, you didn’t try, you didn’t try to call me
Why didn’t you try? I’m so lonely
No matter who I take home, I keep callin’ your name
And you… (I need you so bad) you’re The One, babe
 
Tell me, tell me, who’s lovin’ you now
‘Cause it worries my mind and I can’t sleep at all
I stayed home on Friday just to wait for your call
 
I can’t say what’s right or what’s wrong
But I love you
All you gotta do is call me, babe
I want you
 
You make me feel so excited, girl!
I got so hung up on you from the moment that we met
That no matter how I try, I can’t keep the tears
From running down my face, I’m all alone in my place
 
Well, let’s roll along now

2. Petrushka


Petrushka!
 
[Instrumental]

3. Bristol stomp


The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol when they do the Bristol stomp
Woah woah
It started in Bristol at the teen-age hop
Oh, they’re sharp as a pistol when they do that bop
Woah woah
 
Oh my darling wo-wo
Oh baby wo-wo
You’re walking beneath a wo-wo
With a wo-wo blowing through your wo-wo
You show me your wo-wo I show you mine
We put ‘em together wo-wo

4. Baby love


Baby love, my baby love
I need you, love
Oh, how I need your love
I don’t know
Make you…
Me, oh my
 
I need you, love
I need you, love
I need you, love
Oh how I need you, love
I know you
Dee-doo doo-doo

5. Big leg Emma


There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma
Uh-huh oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma
Uh-huh oh yeah
She used to knock-a me out until her teeth fell out
Uh-huh
 
There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma
Uh-huh oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma
Uh-huh oh yeah
She was my steady date until she put on weight
Uh-huh
 
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Emma!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Emma!
Em-em-em-em-em Emma!
 
Sock it to me now!
 
There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma
Uh-huh oh yeah
There’s a big dilemma about my big leg Emma
Uh-huh oh yeah
She used to knock-a me out, until her face broke out
Uh-huh

6. No matter what you do


I could be a slave for the rest of my life
As long as I know that you’d be my wife
 
No matter what you do
Can’t hide my love for you
You treat me bad, girl!
I won’t cry, I won’t moan
I’ll work real hard the rest of my days
Bring all my dough back home, love
I don’t care how you treat me
I don’t care how you treat me
 
I’m an all-American boy, I love it
He loves it
Sock it to me
Strap it to me
As long as we’re together darling, through the years
Watching TV together

Licking our coupons together
Saving stamps
Buying fruit together
Smoking some fruit
Then we’ll save all our stamps
We’ll go down to the redemption center and trade them in
For a throw pillow that says:
I married Joan
La la la la la
Sister, nice to see you”
And besides darling, what makes it all so important, and what makes it have meaning, my darling, you know as well as I, you’ve got big tits
 
No matter what you do
Can’t hide my love for you
You treat me bad, girl!
 
I won’t cry, I won’t moan
I’ll work real hard the rest of my days
Bring everything back home, love
I don’t care how you treat me
I don’t care how you treat me
 
Indians love it too
Mjamammamjamma get some rain
 
Knock-a me down, spit in my face
Slander my name all over the place

7. Blue suede shoes


Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but stay offa my blue suede shoes
 
Blue, blue, blue, baby
Blue, blue, blue, baby
Blue, blue, blue, baby
You can do anything but stay offa my blue suede shoes
Give it to ‘em
 
Woaaaw boogie

8. Hound dog


You ain’t nothing but a hound dog cryin’ all the time
Just your old hound dog
You ain’t never caught a rabbit
You ain’t no friend of mine

9. Gee


Oh oh oh oh, gee
Oh oh oh, gee
Well, oh oh, gee
Oh, I love that… love that girl
 
Oh oh, gee
Listen to my plea
Hear my plea
Oh, I love that girl, I love that girl
 
Hold me, baby, squeeze me
Never let me go
I’m not takin’ chances
Because I love her, I love her so-o-o-o-o
 
Hold me, baby, squeeze me
Never let me go
I’m not takin’ chances
Because I love her, I love her so
 
Oh-ho-ho, gee
I… I… I love her
Yea-eah, I need her
Oh, I love that girl
I love that girl
 
That’s why I love that scoobeedoo bewadapdapdee
 
Thank you
 

You need a Wowie Zowie

10. King Kong


[FZ] The name of this song is “King Kong”. It’s the story of a very large gorilla who lived in the jungle. And he was doing OK until some Americans came by and thought that they would take him home with them. They took him to the United States, and they made some money by using the gorilla, then they killed him.
 
[Instrumental]

11. It can’t happen here


It can’t happen HERE
It can’t happen HERE
I’m telling you, my DEAR
That it can’t happen HERE
‘Cause I been checkin’ it out, baby
Ba ba ba ba ba
I’ve checked it out a coupla times
 
Oh, darling, it’s important that you believe me
Ba ba ba
That it can’t happen here
 
Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Sweden?
Sweden, Sweden
 
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Sweden?
In Minnesota
Minneminneminneminne
 
Who could imagine…
 
[Instrumental]



Concert poster

English lyrics from site Information Is Not Knowledge.