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Live at Convocation Center of Notre Dame University, South Bend, IN - May 12, 1974

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Beat the boots I - Unmitigated audacity

 

  1 Dupree’s paradise
  2 It can’t happen here
  3 Hungry freaks, daddy
  4 You’re probably wondering why I’m here
  5 How could I be such a fool?
  6 I ain’t got no heart
  7 I’m not satisfied
  8 Wowie Zowie
  9 Let’s make the water turn black
10 Harry, you’re a beast
11 Oh no
12 More trouble every day
13 Louie Louie [Richard Berry]
14 Camarillo Brillo

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa, except as noted above.


1. Dupree’s paradise


[Instrumental]

2. It can’t happen here


It can’t happen HERE
It can’t happen HERE
I’m telling you, my DEAR
That it can’t happen HERE
Because I been checkin’ it out, baby
I checked it out a coupla times
 
Oh, darling, it’s important that you believe me
Ba ba ba bap
That it can’t happen HERE
 
Who COULD IMAGINE that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas?
Kansas, Kansas too de doo de too doo
 
Who COULD IMAGINE that they would freak out in Minnesota?
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-Minnesota, mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-Minnesota
Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-Minnesota, mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-Minnesota
Who COULD IMAGINE…
 
How about this one here
How about that one there again
It’s still not good enough, one more time. Everybody together on the downbeat of that little honk. Let’s hear it…
 
Who COULD IMAGINE that they would freak out in Washington D.C.?
A/C D/C bap-bap-bap A/C D/C bap-bap-bap
A/C D/C bap-bap-bap A/C D/C bap-bap-bap
A/C D/C bap-bap-bap A/C D/C bap-bap-bap
 
Wait a minute!
 
I remember TU-TU
I remember TU-TU
I remember TU-TU
They had a swimming pool
I remember TU-TU
I remember TU-TU
I remember TU-TU
They had a SWIMMING POOL
 
And they thought it couldn’t happen HERE
Da-da-da-da-da-da
 

Suzy?
Yes
Suzy, Suzy Creamcheese, this is the voice of your conscience, honey. I just wanna tell you one thing […]. Suzy Creamcheese, my dearest, my darling.
Yes?
Do you really think you’ll be able to get a job as a Playboy bunny? Just tell me the truth. Yes or no? Do you think you’ll be able?
Yes
Funny, you didn’t look like a dyke when I first met you.

3. Hungry freaks, daddy


Mister America, walk on by
Your schools that do not teach
Mister America, walk on by
The minds that won’t be reached
Mister America, try to hide
The emptiness that’s you inside
When once you find that the way you lied
And all those corny tricks you tried
Will not forestall the rising tide
Of hungry freaks, daddy
 
They won’t go for no more
Great midwestern hardware store
Philosophy that turns away
From those who aren’t afraid to say
What’s on their minds
(The left-behinds of the Great Society)
 
Hungry freaks, daddy
 
Mister America, walk on by
Your supermarket dream
Mister America, walk on by
The liquor store supreme
Mister America, try to hide
The product of your savage pride
The useful minds that it denied
The day you shrugged and stepped aside
You saw their clothes and then you cried:
“Those hungry freaks!”, daddy
 
They won’t go for no more
Great midwestern hardware store
Philosophy that turns away
From those who aren’t afraid to say
What’s on their minds
(The left-behinds of the Great Society)

4. You’re probably wondering why I’m here


You’re probably wondering why I’m here
And so am I, so am I
 
Just as much as you wonder ‘bout me bein’ in this place
That’s just how much I marvel at the lameness on your face
 
You rise each day the same old way
And join your friends out on the street
Spray your hair and think you’re neat
I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that’s not for me to say
They only pay me here to play
 

I wanna hear “Caravan” with a drum sola
 
You’re probably wondering why I’m here
And so am I, so am I
 
Just as much as you wonder ‘bout me starin’ back at you
That’s just how much I question the corny things you do
 
You paint your face and then you chase
To meet the gang where the action is
Stomp all night and drink your fizz
Roll your car and say: “Gee whiz!”
You tore a big hole in your convertible top
What will you tell your mom and pa?
 
Mom, I tore a hole in the convertible
 
You’re probably wondering why I’m here
And so am I, so am I
 
Just as much as you wonder if I mean just what I say
That’s just how much I question the social games you play
 
You told your mom you’re stoked on Tom
And went for a cruise in Freddie’s car
Tommy is asking where you are
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
Plastic boots and plastic hat
And now you think you know where it’s at
 
You’re probably wondering why I’m here
Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to you, but watch George

5. How could I be such a fool?


When I won your love I was very glad
Every happiness in the world belonged to me
Then our love was lost, you went away
Now I shed my tears in lonely misery
 
I know now you never really loved me
Oh, it hurts me now to think you never really cared
I sit and ask myself a thousand times to try and find
What really happened to the love that we shared
 
How could I be… be such a fool?
How could I be… be such a fool?
How could I be… be such a fool?
How could I believe all those lies you told me?
How could I be taken in by your sweet face?
 
You spoiled our love
You ruined my life
I’m so tore down
I’m a terrible disgrace
 
But there will come a time you’ll regret the way
You treated me as if I was a fool and didn’t know
The many times you lied about your love for me
Someone is gonna know your love is just a show
 
How could I be… be such a fool?
How could I be… be such a fool?
[Repeat]

6. I ain’t got no heart


Ain’t got no heart
I ain’t got no heart to give away
I sit and laugh at fools in love
There ain’t no such thing as love
No angels singing up above today
 
Girl, I don’t believe
Girl, I don’t believe in what you say
You say your heart is only mine
I say to you: “You must be blind
What makes you think that you’re so fine
 
That I would throw away
The groovy life I lead?
‘Cause, baby, what you’ve got, yeah
It sure ain’t what I need
 
Girl, you’d better go
Girl, you’d better go away
I think that life with you would be
Just not quite the thing for me
Why is it so hard to see my way?
 
Why should I be stuck with you?
It’s just not what I want to do
Why should an embrace or two
Make me such a part of you?”
I ain’t got no heart to give away
 
Ain’t got no heart
Ain’t got no heart
Ain’t got no heart
Ain’t got no heart to give away

7. I’m not satisfied


(Good God!)
 
Got no place to go
I’m tired of walking up and down the street all by myself now
No love left for me to give
I tried and tried, but no one wants me the way I am
Why should I pretend I like to roam from door to door?
Maybe I’ll just kill myself, I just don’t care no more
 
Because I’m not satisfied
Everything I’ve tried
I don’t like the way
Life has been abusing me
 
Who, I said who would care if I was gone?
I never met no one who, I said, who needs me to care for them
Nobody needs me, why should I just hang around?
Why should I just sit and watch while the others smile?
I just wished that someone cared if I was happy for a while
 
Because I’m not satisfied
Everything I’ve tried
I don’t like the way
Life has been abusing me
Ah ha ooh ha!

8. Wowie Zowie


Wowie Zowie, your love’s a treat
Wowie Zowie, you can’t be beat
Wowie Zowie, baby, you’re so neat
I don’t even care if you shave your legs
 
Wowie Zowie, baby, you’re so fine
Wowie Zowie, baby, please be mine

Wowie Zowie, up and down my spine
I don’t even care if you brush your teeth
 
I dream of you each mornin’
I dream of you each night
Just the other day I got so shook up
I dreamed of you in the afternoon
 
Bom diddy bom diddy bom diddy
Bom diddy bom diddy bom diddy
Mumma mumma mumma mumma
 
Yo’ mama
Yo’ mama
Yo’ mama
 
I dream of you each mornin’
I dream of you each night
Just the other day I got so shook up
I had a flash in the afternoon
 

Wowie Zowie, baby, love me do
Wowie Zowie, and I’ll love you too
Wowie Zowie, baby, I’ll be true
I don’t even care if your dad’s the heat
I don’t even care if your dad’s the hurt
I don’t even care if your dad’s the shirt
I don’t even care… wahawawawaa
 
Wowie
Wowie Zowie
Wowie
[Repeat]

9. Let’s make the water turn black


Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It’s about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn’t know
 
Early in the morning daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber’dino squares
And I still remember mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed’s Cafe
 
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed
Kenny’s little creatures on display
 
Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny and his buddies play a game out in the back
Let’s make the water turn black
 
We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you’d do the same if they was you)
 
Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed
Kenny’s little creatures on display
 
Ronnie’s in the Army now & Kenny’s taking pills
Oh, how they yearn to see a bomber burn
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine
Wait till the fire turns green
Wait till the fire turns green
Wait till the fire turns green

10. Harry, you’re a beast


I’m gonna tell you the way it is
And I’m not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks, I say
And the life you lead is completely empty
 
You paint your head
Your mind is dead
You don’t even know what I just said
 
THAT’S YOU, AMERICAN GLITTER BOY!
 
You’re phony on top
You’re phony underneath
You lay in bed & grit your teeth
 
David
Alice
Iggy
Hey, Lou
Don’t come in me, on me
Don’t come on me, in me
Don’t come in me, on me
Don’t come on me
Ah, ha-ha-ha!

11. Oh no


All of the fools
All of the hate
I think you’re probably out to lunch
 
Oh no, I don’t believe it
You say that you think you know the meaning of love
Do you really think it can be told?
You say that you really know
I think you should check it again, how can you say
What you believe
Will be the key to a world of love?
 
All your love
Will it save me?
All your love

Will it save the world
From what we can’t understand?
 
Oh no, I don’t believe it
 
[Instrumental]
 
And in your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world
(Help me out, Bebe)
The words from your lips
(I’m not a crook)
I just can’t believe you are such a fool / an asshole
 
I just can’t believe you are such a fool
Wah-ha-ha
I just can’t believe you are such a fool
Wah-ha-ha
I just can’t believe you are such a fool
Wah-ha-ha
I just can’t believe you are such a fool
Wah-ha-ha
 
[Instrumental]

12. More trouble every day


Well, I’m about to get sick from listening to this monitor system
Been checkin’ out my ears since this tour began
I mean to say that every day (oh yeah) it’s just another miserable soundcheck after another
And when it’s gonna change, my friend, is one of those things that you worry about when you’re a Mother
 
Well, I’m a-watchin’ and I’m awaitin’, hopin’ for the best
Even think I’ll go to prayin’ every time I hear ‘em sayin’
There’s no way to delay that trouble comin’ every day
No way to delay that trouble comin’ every day
 
Wednesday I watched the riot, I seen the cops out on the street
I watched ‘em throwin’ rocks and stuff, and chokin’ in the heat
I listen to reports about the whisky passin’ ‘round
I seen the smoke & fire and the market burnin’ down
I watched while everybody on the street would take a turn
To stomp & smash & bash & crash & slash & bust & burn
 
I’m a-watchin’ and I’m awaitin’, hopin’ for the best
Even think I’ll go to prayin’ every time I hear ‘em sayin’
There’s no way to delay that trouble comin’ every day
No way to delay that trouble comin’ every day
 
[Instrumental]

13. Louie Louie


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you liked it. (Bring the band on down behind me, boys. Not literally, of course, don’t put yourself out).
Bruce Fowler on trombone
Walt Fowler on trumpet
Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor saxophone and vocals
Don Preston on synthesizer
Ralph Humphrey on drums
Chester Thompson on drums
Tom Fowler on bass
Jeff Simmons on guitar
George Duke on keyboards
 
Thank you very much! Good night!
 
[Instrumental]

14. Camarillo Brillo


She had that Camarillo Brillo
Flamin’ out along her head
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
 

She ruled the toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo
 
She said she was a magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
 
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn’t come in
(I couldn’t come in right then…)
 
And so she wandered through the doorway
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An’ I’d just love it in her room
 
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
 
She stripped away her rancid poncho
An’ laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An’ it was useless any more
 
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn’t come in
(Actually, I was very busy then…)
 
And so she wandered through the doorway
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An’ I’d just love it in her room
 
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
 
She stripped away her rancid poncho
An’ laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
Yes, and we kept on doing it and doing it and then we did it some more
 
[Instrumental]



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