(Front) Art by Cal Schenkel (LP inside left) (LP inside right) (LP back)

Burnt weeny sandwich

 

  1 WPLJ [Ray Dobard, Luther McDaniels]
  2 Igor’s boogie, Phase one
  3 Overture to a holiday in Berlin
  4 Theme from Burnt Weeny Sandwich {Lonely little girl}
  5 Igor’s boogie, Phase two
  6 Holiday in Berlin, full-blown
  7 Aybe sea
  8 The little house I used to live in
  9 Valarie [Earl Lewis, Bobby Robinson]

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa, except as noted above.


Back side text
GOD! THIS IS A TASTY LITTLE SUCKER!

1. WPLJ


I say WPLJ really taste good to me
WPLJ, won’t you take a drink with me?
Well, it’s a good, good wine
It really makes you feel so fine
So fine, so fine, so fine
 
I went to the store, when they opened up the door
I said: “Please, please, please, gimme some more”
White Port and Lemon Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
Ooh, what it do to you!
 
You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good, good wine
White Port and Lemon Juice
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
White Port and Lemon Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
Ooh, what it do to you!
 
The “W” is the White
The “P” is the Port
The “L” is the Lemon
The “J” is the Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
Ooh, what it do to you!
 
Well, I feel so good, I feel so fine
I got plenty lemon, I got plenty wine
White Port and Lemon Juice
White Port and Lemon Juice
I said White Port and Lemon Juice
Ooh, what it do to you!
 
[Roy Estrada] Por qué no consigues, tú… tú, carnal, que nos compre some wine ese? Ándale, pinche bato, puto, hombre, no te hagas nalga, hombre! (Chale!) No seas tan denso, hombre (Chale!) Ándale, dile, porque no merecer, ándale, pinche vino, más sua más suave es, más… más lindo que la chingada, hombre, ándale, pinche bato, hombre, quiere tú, carnal, hombre, tú, carnal ese… tú… tú sabes… tú sabes esto de la movida, tú sabes la movida, ese, tú sabes como es, tú sabes, pinche vino, puta, ándale, pinche bato, cabrón, ándale, ándale, hombre, por qué no, hombre? Te digo que sí, hombre, te digo, chingao ese, está más… está más meco, hombre, ponemos más mecos que la chingada, ay! Ay, bato pinche, ay!

2. Igor’s boogie, Phase one


[Instrumental]

3. Overture to a holiday in Berlin


[Instrumental]

4. Theme from Burnt Weeny Sandwich {Lonely little girl}


[Instrumental]

5. Igor’s boogie, Phase two


[Instrumental]

6. Holiday in Berlin, full-blown


 
[Instrumental]

7. Aybe sea


[Instrumental]

8. The little house I used to live in


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Thank you, good night
 
[FZ] Thank you. If you’ll… If you sit down and be quiet, we’ll make an attempt to uh… perform “Brown shoes don’t make it”
[Man in uniform] Back on your seats, come on, we’ll help you back to your seats, come on
 
[Guy in the audience] TAKE THAT MAN OUT OF HERE! OH! GO AWAY! TAKE THAT UNIFORM OFF, MAN! TAKE OFF THAT UNIFORM BEFORE IT’S FUCKIN’ TOO LATE, MAN!
[FZ] Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform, and don’t kid yourself
 
[Guy in the audience] […] MAN!
[FZ] You’ll hurt your throat, stop it!

9. Valarie


La-la la-la-la la-la
La-la la-la-la la-la
La-la la-la-la la-la
La-la la-la-la la-la
 
Although you don’t want me no more
Oh, but it’s alright, alright with me
‘Cause you know, you’re gonna want me someday
Yes, you will want me, and I’ll run away
 
Oh, Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
Don’t you want me?
Don’t you need me?
 
Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
 
Although you don’t want me no more
Oh, but it’s alright, it’s alright with me
‘Cause you know, you’re gonna want me someday
Oh, you will want me, and I’ll run away
 
Oh, Valarie
Valarie
Valarie
Valarie



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