[FZ] The closer you are
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The brighter the stars in the sky
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And, darling, I realize
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That you’re The One in my life
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Oh oh
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My heart skips a beat
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Every time you and I meet
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My life, my love, my dear, I can’t defeat
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This yearning deep in my heart
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To have only you
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When I first saw you
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I did adore you
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And all your loving ways
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Your loving ways
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But then you went away
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But now you’re back to stay
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And my love for you grows stronger every DAY-AHHH WAY-AHHH WAY
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The closer you are
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The brighter the flames in my heart
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And, darling, we’ll never part
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We’ll always be in love
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We’ll always be in love
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[Repeat]
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[Johnny Watson] Mm-hmm, yeah
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Down, down, down in
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Down, down, down in
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Down, down, down in
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Down, down, down in
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We’re playin’ in a tent
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Down, down, down in
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It’s payin’ the rent
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Down, down, down in
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If you pooch a civilian
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Down, down, down in
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It’s a major event
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Down, down, down in
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Down in France
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Did you hear where that’s located?
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Way down
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I say in France
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Yeah, hey, it’s the first time you hear som’thn’ like…
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Way on down
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And then it smells
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Way on down
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Uh, down in France
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Ain’t that som’thn’? Listen…
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I say the girls is all salty
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Down, down, down in
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An’ the boys is all sweet
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Down, down, down in
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I said the food ain’t too shabby
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Down, down, down in
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An’ they piss in the street
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Down, down, down in
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Down in France
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Ain’t that cold?
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Way down
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Hah, say down in France
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Now, now, you know what? I… I saw ‘em walkin’, it wou— it would…
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Way on down
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And did they say it
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Way on down
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Uh, down in France
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Under France
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Oh yeah, now you won’t believe it
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They got the diseases
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Disea-seases
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Like you ain’t never seen
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Disea-seases
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I said they got a mystery blow job
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Disea-seases
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Turn your peter green
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Disea-seases
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Down in France
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Ain’t that somethin’?
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Way down
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Say down in France
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Say, look, I saw the color, i— i— it looks just like i— it was…
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Way on down
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And then it turned
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Way on down
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That was under France
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Oh yes, it would… listen… look!
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They got some coffee
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Co-co-coffee
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Eatin’ right through the cup
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Co-co-coffee
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An’ when you go ka-ka
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Co-co-coffee
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They make you stand up
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Co-co-coffee
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Down in France
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That’s where it’s located
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Way down
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Uh, down in France
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No-now listen, I ka-ka one time and then I heard it
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Way on down
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And then I went…
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Way on down
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That was down in France
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Under France
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Now listen…
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If you’re not careful
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Care-care-careful
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It’ll stick to your cheeks
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Care-care-careful
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You’ll smell like a native
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Care-care-careful
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For a couple of weeks
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Care-care-careful
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Down in France
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Ooh, somethin’ smellin’, I guess
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Way down
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Down in France
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That’s where it were, listen, I… I smelled it, it went…
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Way on down
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And then it smelled like…
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Way on down
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That was down in France
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Under France
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Ooh, smell it in front of him
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Oh, smell your harmonica, go on, smell it, son
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Uh-huh
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Hold your nose
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Uh-huh, they’re comin’ too after you
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Now we cannot wait
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Wait, wait waiting
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Till we go back
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Wait, wait waiting
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Gets so exciting
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Wait, wait waiting
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When the poodles ▶ “react”
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In France
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Uh-huh, rough
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Way down in France
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I’m talkin’ ‘bout bow-wow, uh-huh, say, they… they’re rough
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Way on down
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And then they’re kinda…
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Way on down
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Never try to get yo’ peter sucked in France
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Merci… oui… OW!
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[Backwards]
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I am the heaven
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I am the water
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Ich bin deine Ritze
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Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze
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I am the clouds
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Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
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Ich bin Eier aller Arten
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Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
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Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
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I am embroidered
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Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen
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(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
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AIEE-AH!
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AIEE-AH!
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Ich bin hier
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AIEE-AH!
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Ich bin der Autor aller Felgen
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Und Damast-Paspeln
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Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
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You’re a lonely little girl
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But your Mommy & your Daddy don’t care
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Ich bin hier
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AIEE-AH!
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Und du bist mein Sofa
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You’re a lonely little girl
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Ich bin hier
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Und du bist mein Sofa
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Yeah-ha-ha-ay
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Yah-ha
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Yeah, my sofa
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Yeah-ha-hey
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[Moon Zappa] I’m like reach
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I’m like squat
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I’m like roll…
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Repeat
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Like roll over
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Like thrust
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OK, like pull
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Like push
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I’m like…
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OK, like… blow
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I’m blow
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Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
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Und verlorenes Metallgeld
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Metallgeld!
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AIEE-AH!
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Und du bist mein Sofa
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Ich bin hier
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AIEE-AH!
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[Moon Zappa] You’re never too old
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Like blow
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I’m like blow
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I’m like blow
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OK, like…
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Ich bin hier
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Und du bist mein Sofa
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Yeah-ha-ha-ay
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Yah-ha
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Yeah, my sofa
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Yeah-ha-hey
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[Moon Zappa] Hey, alright, faster, faster
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Go, do it, do it, right, YEAAH
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I’m feelin’ good
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An’ I’m lookin’ great
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Yeah, fer sure ▶
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Like NO WAY!
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Ich bin hier
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Und du bist mein Sofa
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Yeah-ha-ha-ay
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Yah-ha
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Yeah, my sofa
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Yeah-ha-hey
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Ich bin hier
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Und du bist mein Sofa
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Yeah-ha-ha-ay
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Yah-ha
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Yeah, my sofa
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Yeah-ha-hey
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[Instrumental]
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I’m cryin’, I’m cryin’
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Cryin’ for Sharleena, can’t you see?
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I called up all my baby’s friends an’ ask’n ‘um where she done went
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But nobody ‘round here seems to know where my Sharleena’s been
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Where my Sharleena’s been
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Ten long years I been lovin’ her
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Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart she was mine
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Ten long years I been lovin’ her
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Ten long years I would call her my baby and now I’m always cryin’
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[Instrumental]
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Ugh!
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Cooh!
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I would be so delighted (I would be), I would be so delighted (yes, I would be)
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If they would just send her on home to me
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I would be so delighted (I…), I would be so delighted (YEAH-HE-EY)
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If they would just send her on home to me
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Send my baby home to me!
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Send my baby home to me!
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Send my baby home to me!
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Send my baby home to me-ee-ee-ee!
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[FZ] Truck driver divorce
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It’s very sad
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(Steel guitars usually weep all over it)
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The bold & intelligent masters of the road with their Secret Language
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And their giant
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Oversized
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Mechanical
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Trans-continental hobby-horse! ▶
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Truck driver divorce
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It’s very sad
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Oh, the wife! ▶
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Oh, the kids!
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Oh, the waitress!
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Oh, the drive all night!
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Sometimes when you come home
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Some ugly lookin’ son-of-a-bitch is tryin’ to pooch yer home-town sweetheart
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Oh, go ride the bull ▶
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Yes, go ride the bull
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Make it go up an’ down
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An’ when you fall off you can eat the mattress
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Truck driver divorce
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IT’S VERY SAD
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Bust yer ass
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To deliver some string beans
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Deliver some string beans
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Deliver a whole bunch of string beans to Utah! ▶
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[Instrumental]
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[Bobby Martin] His name is Stevie Vai
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And he’s a crazy guy
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Last November, I recall, he needed a spanking
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He decided then
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A female specimen
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Would be exciting for a night to give him a spanking
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Laurel was her name
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She came to Notre Dame
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(He told me just the other day he oughta be thanking her for the spanking)
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She was large and soft
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And she beat him off
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Made him drool upon his dork and gave it a wanking after the spanking
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Hair brush!
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Ah, a hair brush!
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Oh! What a hair brush!
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Hey, Frank, it’s a hair brush!
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(It’s not that he requires grooming!
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Honey… wah! Splash!
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Guys with light blue hair NEVER DID)
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Then she did exclaim:
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“There’s another game
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That we can play with this device and then a banana”
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It was slightly green
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Vapors in between
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Rising up to fill the room and cook the banana
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She said it was dry
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“Stevie, won’t you try
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To drool a little drool on it and grease the banana”
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Later in the dawn
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Laurel carried on
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She got right up and dressed herself and ate the banana
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[Instrumental]
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MOO-AHHH!
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Baby, take your teeth out
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Try it one time
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Baby, take your teeth out
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Try it one time
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Baby, take your teeth out
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Leave ‘em on the kitchen table
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WELL
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MOO-AHHH!
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Baby, take your teeth out
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It’ll be fine
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Baby, take your teeth out
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It’ll be fine
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Baby, take your teeth out
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There ain’t nothin’ left to talk about
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C’mon, baby
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That’s what I like
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Yeah, well, c’mon
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Mm… yeah… MOO-AHHH
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The way you handle that…
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No, oh, marvel
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Don’t mind your […] on your hand
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MOO-AHHH
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Baby, take your teeth out
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You look divine
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MOO-AHHH
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Baby, take your teeth out
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You look divine
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Baby, take your teeth out
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Go ahead and eat the label ▶
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Boiling water kills germs
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Mmm-hmm, yeah, I told you!
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Baby, take your teeth out
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I will recline
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The little girl must be praketin’ richcraft ▶
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Baby, take your teeth out
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I will recline
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Baby, take your teeth out
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There ain’t nothin’ left to talk about
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[Bob Harris] The planet of my dreams
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The Earth, my Earth
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Is bulging at the seams
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The Earth, my Earth
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It’s full of many schemes
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And as the sunlight beams
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The glory of our sciences
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And militant alliances
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Reveal their basic worth along THE MOUNDS OF DEAD APPLIANCES! ▶
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The planet of my dreams
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The Earth, my Earth
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I hear its muffled screams
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The Earth, my Earth
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And though it often seems
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From television beams
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That ignorance is rampant there
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And Governmental Goons don’t care
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I know that I shall not despair and CHEAT LIKE ALL THE REST
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I’LL JUST KEEP ON WITH WHAT I DO THE BEST
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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I CAN’T DO IT!
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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I CAN’T DO IT!
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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I CAN’T DO IT!
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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I CAN’T DO IT!
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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NO… I CAN’T DO IT!
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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I CAN’T DO IT!
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Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go ahead!
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I CAN’T DO IT!
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Be in my video
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Darling, every night
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I will rent a cage for you
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And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white
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Teeny-little-tiny-little…
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Twirl around in a lap dissolve
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Pretend to sing the words
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I’ll rent a gleaming limousine
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Release a flock of ber-herna-herna-herna-herna-her-nerds
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Wear a leather collar
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Wear a leather collar
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And a dagger in your ear
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A dagger in your ear
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Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!
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I will make your nose smell the glove
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And try to look sincere
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Then we’ll…
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Dance the blues
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Oh yes
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✄ Let’s dance the blues
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We’ll dance the blues
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Let’s dance the blues
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We’ll dance them very much
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✄ Under the megawatt moonlight
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Pretend to be ✄ Chinese
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One-hung-low
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I’ll make you wear ✄ red shoes
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There’s a cheesy atom bomb explosion all the big groups use
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Atomic light will shine
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Will shine
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Through an old Venetian blind
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Venetian blind
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Making patterns on your face
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On your face
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Then it cuts to outer space
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With its billions & billions & billions & billions
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Be in my video
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In my video
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Darling, every night
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Darling, every night
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Everyone in cable-land
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Everyone in cable-gable-land
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Will say you’re outasite
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I say they’ll say you’re outasite
|
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You can show your legs
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You can show the pretty legs
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While you’re getting in the car
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In my red hot rod car, then I…
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Then I will look repulsive
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With my big ears and all
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While I mangle my guitar
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Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon-tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
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MOO-AHHH
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Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon-tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
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MOO-AHHH
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Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon-tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
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MOO-AHHH
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Tee-nu-nee
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MOO-AHHH
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Tee-nu-nee
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Moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
|
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After all the close-up shots of you
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In bondage leather
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They’ll spray an alley with a hose ▶
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And we’ll escape together
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Then we’ll…
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Dance de blude agin
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I’m dancing the blues
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Oh yes, we’ll dance the blues
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Led dance de blude agin
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I’m dancing the blues
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Sure we will
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Led dance de blude agin
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I’m dancing
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We’ll dance them blues
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In de middle o’ de alley
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Let’s dance your face
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Let’s dance your face
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Let’s dance your lips
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And dance your lips
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Let’s dance your nose
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We can dance your nose
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And then we’ll dance your sinus
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MOO-AHHH!
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[FZ] Frogs with dirty little lips
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Dirty little warts on their finger-tips
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Dirty an’ green
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Tiny an’ mean
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Floppin’ around
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By the edge of the stream
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la la-la
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Frogs with dirty little eyes
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Dirty little tongues all covered with flies
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Dirty brown
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Floppin’ around
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Puffed up an’ bloated when the sun goes down!
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la la-la
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Frogs with dirty little nose
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Dirty little spots all over their clothes
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Dirty legs
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Dirty feet
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Dirty little frogs is what you eat
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la
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La-la la-la la-la
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[Repeat]
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[Bobby Martin] I been run down
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Lord, an’ I been lied to
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And I don’t know why
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I let that mean woman make me out a fool
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She took all my money
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An’ wrecked my new car
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Now she’s with one of my good-time buddies
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Drinkin’ in some cross-town bar
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Sometime I feel…
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Sometime I feel…
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Like I been tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Good Lord, I feel like I’m dyin’
|
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My friends tell me
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That I been such a fool
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I have to stand back an’ take it, babe
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All for loving you
|
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I drown myself in sorrow
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As I look at what you done
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But nothin’ seems to change
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That bad times stay the same and I can’t run
|
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Sometime I feel…
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Sometime I feel…
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Like I been tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Oh, good Lord, I feel like I’m dyin’
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[Instrumental]
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Lord
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Lord, no, no
|
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Yeah
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Lord
|
Been tied down
|
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Sometimes I feel…
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Sometime I feel…
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Like I been tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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LAWD-NO-OOOH!
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Oh Lord, Lord, Lord
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You know sometime I try to believe
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That just there ain’t no such thing… as dyin’
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