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Live at The Roxy, LA, CA - December 8-10, 1973

Linked material:

Roxy - The soundtrack

 

  1 “Something terrible has happened…”
  2 Cosmik debris
  3 Penguin in bondage
  4 T’Mershi Duween
  5 Dog / Meat (The dog breath variations + Uncle Meat)
  6 RDNZL
  7 Echidna’s arf (of you)
  8 Don’t you ever wash that thing?
  9 Cheepnis - Percussion
10 Cheepnis
11 Be-bop tango (of the Old Jazzmen’s Church) {+ The hook + Anything you wanna do}

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa.


DVD notes by Gail Zappa

“What can I - What can I say - What can I say about this elixir” that we have been trying to quaff lo these many decades?

FZ mixed and mixed and mixed away (analog quad in ‘74, digital stereo in ‘87, with “Roxy & Elsewhere” in between) but the mad cocktail was too big for the beakers of ancient algorithmic machinations. I had witnessed FZ’s frustrations and technological thwartations with the result of the extravaganza of documenting the Roxy Performances. We had always viewed the film components as sub-standard and too expensive to fix in that era - especially given his constantly readjusted priorities of what made the most sense in which to invest his time and resources. Suffice to say that ultimately, with the exception of a few moments in the “The True Story of 200 Motels”, the only film he would actually make from this experience would be “Cheepnis”. And, who doesn’t love Monsters and Monster Movies? The opposite of cheap with a little cheesy on the side . Before NOW the only place anyone could experience the madness the mayhem and the music of these concerts was in the memories of those who were actually in attendance. But here we are. The Universe certainly do work in mysterious ways. How could any of us know at any point in space and time just how very much of an actual Monster Movie this would become?


DVD notes by John Albarian

“We’re making a movie here tonight and we want to make sure that the cameras will get the music in synchronization with the picture. And something terrible has happened…”

FZ, Night One, Show One at The Roxy - 1973

I don’t know if Frank actually knew what happened when he said that, but he couldn’t have been more right… Something terrible did happen and something critical to the production was catastrophically fucked up. Frank’s four separate performances at the Roxy were essentially unwatchable: certainly not because of the performances, but because the equipment used to capture the sound for the concerts had malfunctioned. For many years, Frank (and later Gail Zappa) tried in vain to get this program to lock-up and it just didn’t happen. I can guarantee it wasn’t for a lack of trying that this film remained dormant these many decades.

So what in the hell happened? Unbeknownst to anyone on the crew, the audio recording device suffered an internal malfunction within two minutes of the very first show. There was no way for anyone to know about it until the film had been shot, processed and delivered to the editor. Since the production schedule was so short, they didn’t process any of the film until all of the shows were “in the can”. When the editor went to align the picture and sound together (using single frame flashes with beeps on the sound reels) it became apparent that the program stayed in sync for all of about five seconds. After that, the audio began to drift and drift and drift. There was virtually no way to sync those together because the percentage of the drift varied dramatically.
If it had been a constant 1% drift, for example, a correction could have been made, but a .10%, .05%, 1.2% then back to .10% was too much; the sound was just out of control with no economical way to track it with the technology in those days. If it were a traditional movie, they’d just re-shoot or replace the audio for the affected scene. Had this been a single concert, there wouldn’t have been an issue either. The mobile recording truck capturing sound for the album would have been able to resolve the audio to the speed of the film cameras, and weeks later they’d have a film. Even then, because the cameras were constantly starting and stopping every 12 minutes or more (for reloading, for smoke breaks, re-positioning, etc.), it was critical to use the fucked-up production sound as a guide-track.
Four cameras were used on the show. Each show ran for about 80 minutes. Four shows multiplied by four cameras multiplied by 80 minutes equates to a little more than 21 hours of picture and sound that needed to be sunk together but couldn’t due to their difference in speed. Not to mention the additional filming done backstage and at Bolic Studios the day after the final show. It’s like trying to walk a straight line after you drank the entire bar. The line ain’t moving but you are.
Having done a lot of editing for other “problem children” with similar issues, my first challenge was to try and sync all of the footage. This process took more than eight weeks and a lot of trial and error to complete, but once it was done, a glimmer of light at the end of a 40-year long tunnel could be finally be seen.
The next challenge was to cut the show. FZ was smart enough to shoot four different performances of essentially the same set over two days. Everybody wore the same clothes so ideally you could intercut one song from one night with the same song from another night. This is always a good idea in case there was a better performance, or even part of a better performance, leaving the editor different choices when cutting the show together. Unfortunately this practice doesn’t always work, unless the performers stand in the exact same spot, play their instruments the exact same way, and the star remembers to smoke the exact same way at the exact same time every show! Forget about the scene-sharing lounge lizard next to the stage who suddenly change from shot to shot. This made it very difficult to utilize the best angles from the best performance as often as I would have liked. However, this is the editor’s burden and that’s half of the fun, really.
Besides the incredible playing abilities of Zappa and the Mothers, there isn’t a lot of big theatrics going on: no spitting of fire, crowd surfing, parading down the runway during the guitar solos and the like. We also didn’t have 16 cameras, GoPros, and a jib arm flying around to provide massive amounts of coverage as we would today. For the most part we had three cameras. Two locked down and one hand held on the stage. Once in a while a fourth camera in the back chimed in with few, often out of focus, wide shots of the stage. The challenge was to bring excitement to the show using as many interesting shots from wherever they could be found. I tried to balance some accelerated editing with extended shots of the individual’s playing. There’s nothing more frustrating to me than a cut every 2 seconds just for the sake of making the show appear exciting. If Frank is soloing - stay on Frank. If George Duke is killing it - stay on George. Right? C’mon! I wasn’t in the audience so I want to see them play for Christ’s sake.
Growing up, I just didn’t get it. A diehard fan of The Who, The Kinks, The Jam, Led Zeppelin and the rest, Frank’s music was way, way off the radar. So working on such an important Zappa artifact was daunting for me at first because I really didn’t think I was worthy (but you wanna keep that shit on the down-low when you’re working so closely with the family of a legend).
Then I began to put the songs together one by one. First “Pygmy twylyte”, “Penguin in bondage” and then… “Echidna’s arf”. I was like: “Oh Jesus, this band rocks”. Then I’m cutting “Big Swifty” and the jaw began to gape. Yes, to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. This was followed by that uncontrollable smile and laughter you get as a kid when you see a magician make some shit disappear. Just the ridiculousness of Frank’s guitar work was off the spectrum. Every song was like a new discovery for my little Zappa-deprived mind. This went on for weeks as I began to assemble a full rough cut and one day I called a friend who loved Frank and said to him: “Uh yeah, I get it now”. Definitely mutated. Definitely feeling worthy.
I reveal this not to appear enlightened or whatever, but to convey the honor and joy (and I never use joy in my daily vernacular) I feel to be a part of a project that has taken so long to evolve. Like me, “Roxy - The Movie” has taken four decades to get its Zappa shit together.
I’m certain this is one of - if not the last - of the great rock shows to be unearthed and released to the legions of diehards and soon-to-be-diehards. So, in the words of the man himself: “Relax. Sip on your beverages and just cool it”.

1. “Something terrible has happened…”


[FZ] That’s a really good beat that you have there, ladies and gentlemen.
Just calm yourselves for a moment, because we’re making a movie here tonight, and we wanna make sure that the cameras will get the music in synchronization with the picture. And something terrible has happened…

Now, I don’t wanna keep you in suspense for too long, ladies and gentlemen, but we plan a really dynamite show for you. And we really don’t want to… we don’t want to fuck it up, ladies and gentlemen, so, just relax and… sip on your beverages and, any moment now, the curtain will go up and we’ll be zany for you, so just cool it!
 
This is a recording.
 
I know what we’ll do. We’ll pretend like we’re doing the show with the curtain still down, for the first part. We’ll just play some background music until they get the camera fix and then we’ll surprise you.

2. Cosmik debris


[FZ] OK
 
[Instrumental]
 
You know
The mystery man came over
An’ he said: “I’m outasite
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nervonna t’nite
 

If I was ready, willing an’ able
Well…
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
But I said:
 
Look here, brother, who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?
Who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?
Look here, brother, don’t you waste your time on me”
 
Well, the mystery man got nervous
An’ he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
An’ he whipped out a shaving kit
 
Now, I thought it was a razor
An’ a can of foamin’ goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin’ his box won’t do
Well…
 
With the oil of Afro Dytee

An’ the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said: “You might not believe this, little fella, but it’ll cure your asthma too!”
An’ I said: “Oh, really?
 
Look here, brother (Look here, brother!), who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?
Now, what kind of a geroo are you anyway?
Look here, brother (Peek-a-boo!), don’t you waste your time on me”
 
Napoleon!
 
[Instrumental]
 
“I’ve got troubles of my own” I said
“An’ you can’t help me out
So take your meditations an’ your preparations
An’ ram it up your snout”
 
“BUT I’VE GOT A KRISTL BOLE!”
He said, an’ he held it on up to the light
So I snatched it all away from him
An’ I showed him how to do it right
 
I wrapped a newspaper ‘round my head
So I’d look like I was Deep
I said some mumbo jumbos then
An’ I told him he was goin’ to sleep
 
I robbed his rings an’ pocket watch
An’ everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn’t even make a sound
 
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around
I said: “The price of meat has just gone up
An’ yer ol’ lady has just went down…”
 
Look here, brother (Look here, brother!), who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?

(Now, is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? )
Don’t you know? You could make more money as a butcher
So don’t you waste your time on me
 
Thank you!

3. Penguin in bondage


[FZ] We’re making a movie. There’s a camera up there, there’s a camera up there, there’s a camera right here, there’s a camera back there, there’s lights all over this place yet all make believe. That’s right, there’s no film in the cameras. We’re just pretending. See? So you just relax, and if the lights happen to go on… on you just pretend there’s no film in the camera because we may have you do something amusing later.

Alright… (BURP - Pardon me, folks). The name of this song is “Penguin in bondage” an’ it’s a song that uh… deals with… the possible variations on a basic theme which is… well, you understand what the basic theme is. And then the variations include uh… maneuvers that might be executed with the aid of uh… extraterrestrial gratification and devices which might or might not be supplied in a local department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in one of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the back-pages of the free press. This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the ordinary procedure uh… that I’m circumlocuting at this present time in order to get this text on television, is that uh… if you wanna do something other than what you thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off and you just happened to have some DEVICES around… then it’s… it’s not only OK to get into the PARAPHERNALIA of it all but…
Hey! What did he say? Ready?
 
I have them. I bet you do too, don’t you?
 
She’s just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah oh yeah oh
Way over on the wet side of the bed
Just like the mighty penguin
Flappin’ her eight ounce wings
 
Lord, you know it’s all over
If she come atcha on the strut & wrap ‘em all around yer head
Flappin’ her eight ounce wings, flappinumm
 
She’s just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Shake up the pale-dry ginger ale
Tremblin’ like a penguin when the battery fail
(You know when the battery fails in the vibrator?)
 

Lord, you must be havin’ her jumpin’ through a hoopa real fire
With some Kleenex wrapped around a coat-hang wire
 
[Instrumental]
 
She’s just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah oh yeah oh
Howlin’ over to some antarcticulated moon
In the frostbite nite with her flaps gone white
Shriekin’ as she spot the hoop across the room
(Right through the hoop, without even feeling any pain)
 
You know it must be a penguin bound down
If you hear that terrible screamin’ and there ain’t no other birds around
 
She’s just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah oh yeah oh
She’s just like a penguin in bondage, boy
Oh yeah oh yeah oh
Aw, you must be careful not to leave her straps too loose
‘Cause she just might box yer dog
‘Cause she just might box yer dog
An’ leave you a dried-up dog biscuit…

4. T’Mershi Duween


[Instrumental]

5. Dog / Meat (The dog breath variations + Uncle Meat)


[Instrumental]

6. RDNZL


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Thank you

7. Echidna’s arf (of you)


[Napoleon Murphy Brock] Oh… village…
 
[Instrumental]

8. Don’t you ever wash that thing?


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Ladies and gentlemen
Watch Ruth!
All during our program
Ruth has been thinking:
“What can I do that’ll be fantastic?”
Something nice for the camera, I hope, Ruth, show ‘em a little something
 
[Instrumental]

9. Cheepnis - Percussion


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Ruth Underwood, Ralph Humphrey, Chester Thompson.
Thank you.
Alright, now, have a surprise for you. You’ve all been fooled.
Now, that little thing there is nothing more and nothing less than the rhythm track of the next song that we’re gonna play, which is a song about monster movies and it’s called “A little more cheepnis, please”.
Here’s what it sounds with everything else stuck to it, you already heard the drum part.
Quick, mop ‘em off.
Can they play it right a second time?
 
[Ruth Underwood] A-ha
[?] Hey. Just play the […]
[FZ] Yeah, no, we’ll just overdub it later. Ready?
[Ruth Underwood] Oh, wait. No, I’m not.

10. Cheepnis


[FZ] “Cheepnis”. Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? I LOVE monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. And cheapness in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps, but true cheapness is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I’ll tell you, a good one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was “IT CONQUERED THE WORLD” and the… (Did you ever see that one?) the monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream cone with teeth around the bottom. It looks like a (phew!) like a teepee or sort of a rounded off pup tent affair, and it’s got fangs on the base of it, I don’t know why but it’s a very threatening sight, and then he’s got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything.

 Movie snapshot from “It conquered the world”

And there’s this one scene where the monster is coming out of a cave, see? There’s always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once, and the rest of the cast… It musta been made around the 1950’s, the lapels are about like that wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they’re gonna shoot the monster with, and there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle, heh-hey! Of course there is! You know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of the little ice-cream cone. Well, in this particular scene, in this scene, folks, they uh… they didn’t wanna re-take it ‘cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they… when the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then, obviously off-camera, somebody’s goin’: “NO! GET IT BACK!” And they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin’: “KCH! KCH!” Now, that’s cheapness. Awright. And this is “Cheepnis” here.
 
One, two, three, four
 
[Napoleon Murphy Brock] I ate a hot dog, it tasted real good
Then I watched a movie from Hollywood
 
I ate a hot dog, it tasted real good
Then I watched a movie from Hollywood
 
Little Miss Muffet on a squat by me, yeah
I took a turn around, I said: “Can y’all see now?
The little strings on the giant spider?
The Zipper from the Black Lagoon?
HA HA HA!
The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up
(And the flaps on the side of the moon!)
 
The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when The Slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah
And the canvas of the cave is too soft
 
The suits & the hats & the ties too wide
And too short for the scientist-man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah
While the monster just ate Japan!”
 
[FZ] Ladies and gentlemen, the monster, which the peasants in this area call “Frunobulax”, has just been seen approaching the power plant! Bullets can’t stop it. Rockets can’t stop it. We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
 
WAH! Run! C’mon! Get up quickly! Back to the […] Everybody c’mon!
Might be your last chance! Go to the shelter you want now!
 
GO TO DA SHELTER! (“MY BABY, MY BABY!”)
GO TO DA SHELTER
GO TO DA SHELTER
 
GO TO DA SHELTER! (“MY BABY, MY BABY!”)
GO TO DA SHELTER
GO TO DA SHELTER
 
[Napoleon Murphy Brock] Little Miss Muffet on a squat by me
Can ya see the little strings danglin’ down?
Makes the legs go wobble an’ the mouth flop shut
An’ the horrible eye
An’ the horrible eye
An’ the horrible eye
Go rollin’ around!
 
Can y’see it at all? Can y’see it from here?
Can y’laugh till you’re weak on yer knees?
If you can’t, I’m sorry, ‘cause that’s all I wanna know, yeah!
I need a little more cheepnis, please
 
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause it’s all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis, please
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause it’s all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis, please
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause it’s all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis, please
Cheaper the better
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause… wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis, please
Cheaper the better
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause it’s all I want…
I need a little more cheepnis, please
Cheaper the better
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause it’s all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
Cheaper the better
Cheaper the better
Cheaper the better
Cheaper the better
Baby, I’m sorry, ‘cause it’s all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
 
[FZ] Thank you!

11. Be-bop tango (of the Old Jazzmen’s Church) {+ The hook + Anything you wanna do}


[FZ] Now listen to this, folks. We got this tune, see, that’s a… you know, the uh… the tango as a dance of unbridled passion, I’m sure you’re familiar with it, you know, one… the one where you get to go, OK? We have modified the tango somewhat in order to make it… bring it up to date, you know, make it accessible to a… a young contemporary audience such as yourselves. People who are obviously in the know.
Now we have eh eh… we have converted the tango into something that g… that transcends the tango form. We’ve combined the tango with be-bop AND maybe even later a smoke machine, we don’t know. We have some people in the audience tonight that uh… well, they’re friends, they’ve been around the Hollywood scene for a long time. I’m sure if they come up on to the stage… (BURP - Pardon me, folks) you’ll recognize ‘em right away, heh heh heh. So…
(You can turn on the big lights, we may need ‘em. You know, the ones in the audience, heh heh heh). OK, you’re ready? Not too fast now ‘cause I wanna get the right notes on the tape an’ this… this has to be the one… this has to be the one with all the right notes on it. OK, ‘re you ready? An’ this is a hard one to play.
And that’s why I don’t play on it.
 
One, two, three, four
 
[Instrumental]
 
[George Duke] As I was saying…
[FZ] Now, what we’d like to do at this point is get some volunteers from the audience to… (I know you will, oh God, you will). We need some… heh heh heh. (Now, as a matter of fact you did, didn’t you? Heh heh). No, we wanna have some people who’ve never tried it before, who’ve never even thought of trying it before. A boy, a girl, preferably who like each other, who would like to come up here and attempt to dance to what George sings.
[George Duke] Pe-dop
[FZ] Do we have anybody whose…? You’re one. OK, what’s your name?
[Carl] Carl
[FZ] Your name is Carl? Please, Carl, step on to the stage. Pleased to meet you, Carl.
[George Duke] Pe-do-dum-dee dum-dee-dum-de-de-dop
[FZ] Alright. OK? Let’s see uh… is there anybody in the… in the back? Well, oh-oh, hey! What’s your name?
[FZ] Oh, wait a minute, we’ve already collected a male costumer! Ah, you can stay, it’s OK, you can stay. We don’t want to turn anyone away. What are your names?
[Rick] Rick
[FZ] Rick, and…?
[Jane] Jane
[FZ] Jane? RICK and JANE and CARL! Alright, here’s how it works: there’s a beat going on like this; an’ that’s a pedestrian beat.
You can forgive a You can forget about that beat, because that beat is only for reference.
You don’t dance to that beat, you dance to what George sings, OK?
[George Duke] Peddle-up
[FZ] The little ones, OK? The little quick ones, OK? Ready? George, make them dance!
[George Duke] Dup
[FZ] No, no, Rick, you’re too reserved. Ready? Give it to ‘em George!
[George Duke] Pe-dup-dum-dup
Dum-dup dum-deddle-do-do-dup
Dum-deddle-dup
[FZ] No, no
[George Duke] Pe-dum duddle-deddle-dup
Do-do-dee-doo
Do-dee-DAH
[FZ] No, no, come on now, loosen up! Listen, encourage them! When it… When… Ah! OK! Alright, one more time, dance!
[George Duke] Pee-deddle-dup
Do-ah-dee po-dee-DAH
Po-dee-DAH…
 
Pee-deddle-dup pe-dop
Doop doop dum deddle-de-dup pe-dop dum-de-dee-dah
De-dum de-dum do-dee-up
Po-dee
Po-dee do-dee-dum
Do-we-ooh doo-doo-roo-doo
De-da-da dee-dah
[FZ] Let’s study this phenomenon!
[George Duke] Po-dee do-dee-dum
Deep-dee do-dee-dup
Do-we-doo-we-DOP
Pah-doo-bah-doo-bah-doo-bah-doo-bah-dop
OH! Doo-pee-dee-bop
 
De-dum do-de-dum
Do-ah-dee po-dee-dah
De-dum do-de-dum
Po-dah-dee po-dee-dah
De-dum do-de-dum
Do-dah-dee po-dee-dah
De-dum doddle-dee-oh-du-dup
De-dum dup
De-dum do-wee-oh-do-dup
De-dum doddle-dee-oh-du-dup
De-dum doo-wee-ooh dup-du-ep
De-deddle-de-deddle-de-dum-du
Deddle-de-deddle-dew-du-dup
 
[FZ] Now look, Rick and Jane and Carl, you… you’re wonderful but you’re just too reserved
[Jane] I still can, Frank!
[FZ] I know you will, maybe in a minute. OK, I’ll t tell you what: go back to your seats and we’ll bring up the next batch, OK? Carl, Rick and Jane!
[FZ] OK. Uh… Let’s see… yeah, I will try you again, come here. The what? Oh, you don’t know.
[FZ] Alright, you wanna try…
[Lana] I’ll do anything you say, Frank
[FZ] OH MY GOD! Awright, your name is Lana, right? Lana, dance!
[George Duke] De-dum do-dep dum-deddle-dup
De boop
Boop bep
Do-duddle-do
Dep-de-dum
De-dum do-de-dum
Po-dah-dee-ooh po-dee-dah
[FZ] Now that’s more like it
[George Duke] Deddle-doo-dup
Po-dah po-dee-dah
Dwee-dah
[FZ] Would you get those glasses out away?
[George Duke] Do-um-de-um do-um deddle-doop
De-do dee-dap
Po-da-dum do-deddle-do-dee-dah
Deddle-deddle-dup
Twiddle-dep
Do-dum-do-deh
Do-de-dum de-dep
A-doo-be-doo-deh
Doo-be-doo-deh
Do-be-dop
Be-doo-be-do-pe-de-bop
Pa-doo-be-deh
Pa-doo-do-do-dah
Do-doo-do-pe-deh
Do-doo-doo-dah
Pa-do-pa-doo-pe-dep
Do-doo-doo-dah
 
Pa-doo-do-do-dah
Pa-doo-do-pah-dee-dah
Pa-doo-do-do-dah
Pa-doo-do-do-dah do-dah
Pa-doo-do-do-pah-dee-dah
Pa-doo-do-do-dah
Pa-doo-do-do-dah
Pa-doo-do-do-pa-dah
Pa-dah-bah-doo-pa-dah
Pa-doo-doo-dah
 
[FZ] Lana, you’re so good! We have to bring up some other people to assist you. Brenda, imported from Edwards Air Force Base, where she… ladies and gentlemen, Brenda… Brenda is a professional harlot, and she just got finished stripping for a bunch of guys at Edwards Air Force Base, and she made it down here in time for the show. Two hours of taking it off for the boys in the Corp, really good. OK. Heh! Brenda… Brenda has a lovely assistant named Carl, or Robert James Davis if you prefer.
OK, dance!
[George Duke] Du-du-dip
Du-dep
De-dum de-um-dum
Um-deddle-um-deddle
De-dum-de-dum
Oo-wee-oo-dep
Pe-de-dum de-dum deddle-dop
 
[FZ] You’re still too adagio, I keep telling you!
[George Duke] Be-dum de-dum
Do-ah-dee po-dee-dah
Po-dee-dah
Po-dee-dah
 
[FZ] Turn on the bubble machine!
[George Duke] Oop-dwe-dah
Oop-dwe-dah
 
Deep-dwe-dah
Pah-do-do-dep dah-do-dup
Pah-do-do-dep
Dah-do-dup do-dup-dah-do
Do-we do-do-de-dum
Deddle-de-dum
Oo-we-oo-wop-deddle-de-doop
Be-deddle-dep um-dep um-dep
Um-diddy-up um-dup
Deek-ne-dah
 
[FZ] God, is that a cheap bubble-machine!
[George Duke] Now… wha
Ow po-eh-doo-dum do-do-dah-woo
Wo-de-um do-doo we-dep
Deddle-dup boo-zoo-woo eh-de-dah-wo-zip
 
[FZ] Ladies and gentlemen, DUNT’S EX-WIFE!
 
[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Ladies and gentlemen, you’re probably sitting in your chairs, saying to yourselves: “I could do that!” And of course you can! And now is your big chance, all you have to do… first step is easy, all you gotta do is stand up. Go ahead, just stand up. There you go, you are standing up. Yes, some of you are not standing up, but you won’t have as much fun as the ones who are standing up. (OK, turn on the big lights so everybody can see what’s going on). Yes, very many of you are standing up.
OK, get into the groove of it all.
NOW, LINK YOUR MIND WITH THE MIND OF GEORGE DUKE!
[George Duke] Deddle-du-dup
[FZ] And when… (That’s it!) when he plays those funny fast little notes, twitch around and have a good time with the “Be-bop tango”, let’s try it!
 
[George Duke] Deddle-bup-deddle-bup-deddle
Deddle-bup-deddle-YAP
Dup dup-dah-doo
Dup-dah-dup-dee-dah pa-doo
Deddle-dah-deddle-dah dup-dah-dah
Dup-dup dee
 
[FZ] It’s no good just to slap your hands, that’s too pedestrian. Twitch around!
 
[Napoleon Murphy Brock] Anything you wanna do
Alright
Alright!
Anything you wanna do
Done and do
Is alright
Is alright

You came to the right place
Tonight
Yeah yeah yeah hey now
 
Anything you wanna do
Is alright
Wanna do
Anything you wanna do
Is alright
Yes, there, guys, you know you came to the right place
Tonight
Give me some of that wine now
 
[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Alright. Now look here.
As you might have guessed, ladies and gentlemen, this is the end of our concert. We’d like to thank you ver would like to thank you very much for coming, hope you had a good time!
Bruce Fowler on trombone
Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals
Ruth Underwood on percussion
Ralph Humphrey on drums
Chester Thompson on drums
Tom Fowler on bass
And George Duke on the keyboards
Thank you very much!
 
[Napoleon Murphy Brock] Do anything you want to do
Tonight
Alright (Alright)
Do anything you want to do
Tonight
Alright
‘Cause the Roxy is the right way
Tonight
 
Alright (Alright)
Alright (Alright)
Alright (Alright)
Alright (Alright)
Alright (Alright)
Alright (Alright)
 
Oh, alright!



Concert poster by Cal Schenkel

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