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[Howard Kaylan] Sure, man, and I’ll go until two and I’m gonna be in there supporting ‘em, in fact I’ll sit in with those guys. I’m into it, I’ll sing a little ♫ “BLUE MOON”.
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[Mark Volman] Hey, man
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[Dick Barber] Listen, this is a nice place, man, it’s got a beautiful room
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[Howard Kaylan] Don’t give me that, man, it’s plastic city, it bites, the guy behind…
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[Dick Barber] Relax and enjoy some of the wo— wonderments of nature
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[Howard Kaylan] No, no, no, no, the guy behind the desk is a werewolf. You can’t give me any of that, the chick over there’s been dead for twenty minutes. I’m hip to this place, I’ve seen ‘em in my sleep, man.
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[Dick Barber] Hey, listen, I’ve never seen you this way, man
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[Howard Kaylan] No, man, I’m not keyed at all
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[Dick Barber] You’re unpleasant
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[Howard Kaylan] I’m not unpleasant! I can’t wait to sign the card and check into my little closet. Unpack my leather cape, hang it up on the wall, get out the washboard, put away my nitty books and get into it! I’m gonna go down and cruise in that lounge, man, I’m gonna have…
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[Dick Barber] Watch this, it’s right in there, just step right in
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[Howard Kaylan] I’m gonna take a look
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[?] Hello, Frank
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[Howard Kaylan] Ooohoowwoh!
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[Mark Volman] Hey, what is this, man? Is this the can-can room?
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[Howard Kaylan] This place waits for us, man
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[Mark Volman] This place waits us! Is there a piano?
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[Howard Kaylan] There’s a jukebox with a lotta hokie country songs on it. I am coming in here and getting blotto in about ten minutes.
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[Mark Volman] Oh, man, me too!
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[Mark Volman] “Hi, friends. Now, just be honest about it, friends and neighbors. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the titties themselves might possibly provide elements of subconscious tension?”
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[Howard Kaylan] See, the trouble here, Frank, lies in the fact that on that sheet it says “that size”, it doesn’t say “that the size” therefore it was…
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[FZ] Get a pencil and write in “that the size”
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[Mark Volman] Could I have a…
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[Howard Kaylan] Well, I’m sorry
|
[Mark Volman] “Weird, twisted anxieties which could force a person to become a politician, a policeman, a narc, a casket maker”
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[Jeff Simmons?] An usher!
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[George Duke?] A musician
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[Mark Volman] “Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can’t afford a silicone beef-up, become writers of hot books”
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[Howard Kaylan] “I placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!”
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[Mark Volman] “A Carmelite nun!”
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[Howard Kaylan] “She placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!”
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[Mark Volman] “Or jockeys! There is no reason why you or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough already without the size of your organs adding even more misery to the troubles of the world! If you’re a lady with munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line”
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[FZ] No: “You can CONSOLE yourself”
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[Mark Volman] “You can CONSOLE yourself with this age-old line from…”
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[Howard Kaylan] Simmons!
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POOH! POO-AHH!
|
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[Mark Volman] “And if you’re a guy…”
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[Howard Kaylan] “Anything over a mouthful is wasted”
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[Mark Volman] “And if you’re a guy and you’re ashamed of your dick and somebody hits on you one night in a casual conversation and turns to you and says…”
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[Howard Kaylan] “Eight inches or less?” ▶
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[Mark Volman] “You just swivel right back around and look the son of a bitch straight in the eyes, and say…”
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[Instrumental]
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[Waitress] Are you having breakfast for lunch?
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[Howard Kaylan] I’m having breakfast and he’s lunched. I’ll tell you what: what can you give me immediately, if not sooner? Nothing hot, nothing… so that by the time he’s finished eating those hot cakes and those dead things that I will have finished myself.
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[Jeff Simmons?] How about an order of sausages?
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[Waitress] Bacon and eggs? Are you… Are you gonna have breakfast?
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[Dick Barber] No, no, no, no, no
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[Howard Kaylan] No, no
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[Dick Barber] No, no, no, no, no
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[Howard Kaylan] He’ll never go for that
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[Aynsley Dunbar] No, no, no […]
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[Dick Barber] A roll and some orange juice
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[Jeff Simmons] Virginia Graham
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[Waitress] Orange juice and uh… a roll, uh-huh?
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[Aynsley Dunbar] One stale roll
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[Dick Barber] Yeah
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[FZ] Bread and water
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[Aynsley Dunbar] One stale roll
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[Dick Barber] Bread and water
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[Waitress] Thank you
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[Howard Kaylan] Frank, you really missed it at that club last night. You should have seen what went on, man, if you would have had your tape recorder there, you would have been rolling on the ground, holding your sides. It was the greatest. Everybody was out of it, drinking wine, cheap wine. And then there was this group, this nice tight little group that was playin’ and then they did about two numbers, and they said: “OK, uh… any of you guys wanna come up here?” And of course old stewed Simmons was the first one to check out the cat’s guitar, and so he immediately proceeded to play lead. This chick came out of the audience, man, à la Janis Joplin in a gold lamé, only she was rancid, and she came up there and tried to sing blues changes like Buddy Miles or something, but it just didn’t work and she was singing: “Get yourself together, you are where it’s at”, she did it for like forty minutes, man, it was wonderful, people were applauding every verse.
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✄ Bringing in the sheaves
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Bringing in the sheaves
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We will come rejoicing
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Bringing in the sheaves
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WHOA!
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L.A. in the summer of ‘69
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I went downtown and bought some wine
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I wasted my head on three quarts of juice
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And now the grapes won’t cut me loose
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‘Cause I’m a wino man
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Wino man
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WINO MAN
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36, 24, hips about 30
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36, 24, hips about 30
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Seen a fine lady and I started talkin’ dirty
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Seen a fine lady and I started talkin’ dirty
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She looked at me and raised her thumb
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Thumb, yeah
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And said: “Jam down the road, you funky-ass bum
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Jam it down, jam it down, funky-ass bum
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That’s no way to talk to a lady!”
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‘Cause you’re a wino man
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Don’t you know I am?
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WINO MAN
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I… I went to the country
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And while I was gone
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A roller-headed lady
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Caught me weedling on her lawn
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I am so ashamed, ‘cause I’m a wino man
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And I can’t help myself
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HELP ME SOMEBODY!
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[Instrumental]
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I’m a wino man
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Wino man
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Oh Lord!
|
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WINO MAN
|
|
My guitar playing
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And my wino career are in a slump
|
‘Cause I find myself now living
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In a cardboard refrigerator box down by the Houston dump
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And, oh my God, I’m so fuckin’ ashamed of myself
|
So ashamed of myself
|
Everytime I get… WHOOAAAH!
|
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I’ve been drinkin’ all night and my eyes are gettin’ red
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Well, I crashed in the gutter, got bugs in my head
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Bugs in my coat, been scratchin’ like a dog
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I can’t stand water and I stink like a hog
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Give me fi-i-i-i-i-ive bucks and a hot meal
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Give me fi-i-i-i-i-ive bucks and a hot meal
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Give me fi-i-i-i-i-ive bucks and a hot meal
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Give me FI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I…
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Maybe an old overcoat or two
|
Maybe an old overcoat or two
|
Maybe an old overcoat or two
|
Oh, oh my God, I just love overcoats
|
Oooh oooh oooh
|
Oooh oooh oooh
|
|
I’m cryin’, I’m cryin’
|
I’m cryin’ for Sharleena, don’t you know?
|
I called up all my baby’s friends an’ ask’n ‘um where she done went
|
But nobody ‘round here seems to know where my Sharleena’s been
|
Where my Sharleena’s been
|
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I’m cryin’, I’m cryin’
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I’m cryin’ (Oohh!) for Sharleena, can’t you see?
|
I called up all my baby’s friends an’ ask’n ‘um where she done went
|
She done went
|
Nobody ‘round here seems to know where my Sharleena’s been
|
Where my Sharleena’s been
|
|
Ten long years I been lov’n her
|
Ten long years and I thought deep down in my heart she was mine
|
Say!
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Ten long years I been lov’n her
|
Ten long years I would call her my baby and now I’m always cryin’
|
I’m cryin’, yes, I’m cryin’
|
|
Ugh!
|
|
Ugh!
|
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I would be so delighted (na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na), I would be so delighted (na-na-na-na-na)
|
If they would just send her on home to me
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na… oooooh
|
|
I would be so delighted (na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na), I would be so delighted (na-na-na-na-na)
|
If they would just send her on home to me
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na… oooooh
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na… oooooh
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na… oooooh
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na… oooooh
|
|
Sharleena-leena
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na
|
Sharleena-leena
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na
|
Sharleena-leena
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na
|
Sharleena-leena
|
Na-na-na na-na-na na-na-na-na-na
|
Cry-y-y-y-yin’
|
Well, hear me cry-y-y-y-yin’
|
Hear me cryin’
|
Oh Sharleena!
|
Hear me cryin’
|
My Sharleena
|
Hear me cryin’
|
I called up all my baby’s friends
|
Hear me cryin’
|
And ask’n ‘um
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Aaaaah, hear me cryin’, babe
|
Where Sharleena went
|
Hear me cryin’
|
But you know that, nobody ‘round seems to know
|
Sharleena, hear me cryin’
|
Where my baby’s gone
|
You know I’m cry-cry-cry-cryin’
|
For Sharleena
|
Don’t you know I’m cry-cry-cry-cryin’
|
For Sharleena
|
You know I’m cryin’
|
For Sharleena
|
Hear me cryin’
|
For Sharleena
|
Hear me cryin’
|
You know I’m cry-cry-cry-cryin’
|
For Sharleena
|
You know I’m cry-cry-cry-cryin’
|
Hear me cryin’
|
Hear me cryin’
|
For Sharleena
|
For Sharleena
|
Sha-la-la-la
|
Sha-la-la-la
|
Sha-la-la-la
|
Sha-la-la-la
|
|
Why doesn’t somebody somewhere right here
|
At the Rainbow Theatre where Melanie ripped it up last night…
|
Why don’t you send her home?
|
Why can’t you send my ever-loving Sharleena home?
|
Send my baby home to…
|
Why can’t you send her home to…
|
Me?
|
|
Back about a hundred years ago
|
There wasn’t anywhere you could go down here in Georgia
|
Mississippi
|
Maryland
|
Any of your southern states
|
Now you got your honkies
|
And you got your ofays
|
And you got your soul brothers
|
|
Hundred years ago, soul brothers sat out in front of their shanties
|
Poorer than a car shack they was
|
They sat out there with their Hohners, just like we do today
|
And they played some soulful songs
|
(Now give me […] in the background, ladies and gentlemen)
|
Deep terminal chronic diphtheria harmonica blues
|
From Asthma Mark
|
And the Funk Brothers
|
(Good God!)
|
(Good God!)
|
[…]
|
What is this?
|
I can’t stand it
|
I can’t breathe any more heartache
|
They just woke me up
|
They give me my bottle of juice
|
They give me my Hohner
|
They give me my straw hat
|
They give me my blue prison shirt
|
They sit me down by the scarecrow
|
And they say:
|
“Play, boy
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You been a-pickin’ blueberries all day long
|
It’s about time you really got it on
|
Now I know all you brothers got rhythm and you got soul
|
Go on and you play some, I mean
|
We gotta have one on every block
|
Just to show how cool we are
|
[…] on us
|
We’ll sit back and listen to you
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We’ll bake your brownies at Christmas, boy
|
We’ll take your women back to the shed
|
We’re gonna use you to make mincemeat, boy
|
And then we’re gonna sit down and dig on you
|
‘Cause you play a fine harp
|
Fine harp, Asthma Mark”
|
They used to say: “Play that thing, Asthma Mark
|
Play the harmonica, boy
|
Play that thing”
|
Asthma Mark goes: “Ee-yeah!”
|
They go: “What?”
|
Asthma Mark goes: “Wee-yeah!
|
Wee-yeah!
|
Wee-yeah!”
|
|
Carlos Santana, ladies and gentlemen!
|
|
(Good God!)
|
Don’t break that bottle, brother Aynsley
|
It’s all we got
|
|
So Asthma Mark would sit on the corner
|
And he would play his Diphtheria Blues on his Hohner
|
And people would come from miles around
|
To see Asthma Mark a-wheezin’ and a-playin’
|
A-playin’ and a-wheezin’
|
And a-spewin’
|
And a-foamin’
|
They say:
|
“We love you, Asthma Mark
|
And we sing with you
|
The old Diphtheria Blues”
|
|
I can’t breathe
|
I can’t breathe
|
My throat’s a-sweatin’
|
My eyes are waterin’
|
My athlete’s foot went south for the winter
|
Oh, I can’t stand it
|
What’s gonna happen to me?
|
Oh, diphtheria got me down
|
Oh, San Antonio epidemic now
|
Oh […]
|
Oh Diphtheria Blues
|
[…] say
|
Gonna play in this shack
|
Gonna […] through
|
Get bit on the back
|
[…] some mosquitoes […]
|
[…] flies in my face
|
Gotta get out of here
|
No-good funky blues
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Got me down
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Got me down
|
Can’t stand it no more
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Just […]
|
Blue Cross won’t pay
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Diphtheria Blues, yeah
|
Diphtheria Blues, oh
|
Diphtheria Blues […]
|
Can’t stand it
|
Oh no
|
Oh no
|
OW!
|
|
OW!
|
|
HOO-AAHHH!
|
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Can’t stand it
|
Oh no
|
Oh no
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Diphtheria Blues
|
Play that thing, Asthma Mark
|
|
(Good God!)
|
(Good God!)
|
Amen
|
|
[John Lennon] OK?
|
[FZ] Sit down and cool it for a minute so you can hear what we’re gonna do!
|
[John Lennon] Yeah, this is a song I used to sing when I was in the Cavern in Liverpool. I haven’t done it since so. Two, three, four.
|
|
You know I love you, baby, please don’t go, well, well
|
You know I love you, baby, please don’t go, well, well
|
You know I love you, honey child
|
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you right now
|
You know I love you, baby, please don’t go, well
|
|
You know I love you, baby, please don’t go
|
You know I love you, baby, please don’t go
|
You know I love you, honey child
|
Nothing I wouldn’t do for you right now
|
Y’know I love you, baby, please don’t go, well
|
|
Zappa!
|
|
[Instrumental]
|
|
You know I want you, baby, please don’t go, well, well
|
You know I want you, baby, please don’t go
|
You know I love you, honey child
|
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you right now
|
You know I want you, baby, please don’t go, well
|
|
Well, you know I love you, baby, please don’t go, well
|
You know I love you, baby, please don’t go
|
You know I love you, honey child
|
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you right now
|
I know I love you, baby, please don’t go, well
|
|
Yeah!
|
|
[Instrumental]
|
[Instrumental]
|
|
[John Lennon & Yoko Ono] Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Eh yo yeah yo
|
Scum bag
|
Gonna put all my possessions in a scum bag
|
Gonna shut my dreadful lemons in a scum bag
|
Gonna put my dirty movies in a scum bag
|
Gonna put my, all my records in a scum bag
|
Gonna put my old high-school in a scum bag
|
Everybody, everybody got a scum bag
|
Oh, my friend here, baby, he’s a scum bag
|
Everybody
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag
|
Oh, Yoko’s in a scum bag
|
Everybody, everybody
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag!
|
All God’s Children gotta scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag!
|
Oh, scum bag
|
Ah, ooh, gotta scum bag, scum bag
|
Choo choo choo
|
Scum bag, scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
|
[FZ] Hey, listen! I don’t know whether you can tell what the words are to this song, but there’s only two of them, and I’d like to have you sing along ‘cause it’s real easy. Anybody who comes to the Fillmore East can sing this song. The name of this song is “Scum bag”, OK? And all you gotta do is sing “Scum bag”. Right on, brothers and sisters, let’s hear it for the “Scum bag”!
|
|
[John Lennon & Yoko Ono] Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Come on, come on, come on
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
|
Scum bag, baby, scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
|
Scum bag, baby
|
Scum bag, baby
|
Scum bag, baby
|
Scum bag, baby
|
Scum bag to me, baby
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag to me, baby
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag to me, baby
|
Scum bag
|
SCUM BAG
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Do the scum bag, hey
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag, hey
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Answer now
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag, scum bag, scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Ooh, scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum bag
|
Scum baaag
|
Scum baaag
|
Scum baaaaag
|
Scum baaaag, scum baaaag, scum baaag
|
|
[FZ] Good night, boys and girls!
|
|
[Mark Volman] That’s the kind of guy […]
|
[Aynsley Dunbar] When you just stopped it was running on your head
|
[Howard Kaylan] Well, I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, ‘cept play it for all it was worth
|
[Aynsley Dunbar] I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over his head
|
[Howard Kaylan] Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think…
|
[FZ] Ha ha
|
[Howard Kaylan] Let’s not make it too childish
|
[Aynsley Dunbar] […]
|
[Mark Volman] Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage…
|
[?] Howie […]
|
[Mark Volman] He… I used to sing… He used to sing “How is the weather” in ♫ “Happy together” and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
|
[Aynsley Dunbar] He can’t stand it, man, that’s all
|
[Mark Volman] And you’re just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl
|
[?] Ha ha ha!
|
[Mark Volman] Simmons!
|
[Howard Kaylan] Beer is another thing, man! I’m fucking soaked!
|
[Mark Volman] They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
|
[Howard Kaylan] I don’t give a shit, that’s all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can’t believe it.
|
[?] Ohhh!
|
[Mark Volman] Materialist!
|
[Howard Kaylan] Hey lookit, patent leather!
|
[Mark Volman] Materialistic! Materialistic!
|
[Howard Kaylan] You’re the dude who said…
|
[FZ] Oh oh oh!
|
[Mark Volman] Materialist!
|
[?] Ohhh
|
[Howard Kaylan] Don’t do it to you, I don’t have any beer, man
|
[Aynsley Dunbar] OK
|
[Mark Volman] ✄ New York’s a lonely town
|
[Howard Kaylan] I can’t even… You keep your hands off me you creep
|
[Mark Volman] And you are the only…
|
[Jeff Simmons] You creep, ha ha!
|
[Howard Kaylan] Stop it, man!
|
|
[FZ] You know, a lotsa people don’t bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. They think: “What can I say? What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetable?”
|
[Howard Kaylan] Suss it out, wankers!
|
[FZ] Suss it out, wankers!
|
[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] SUSS IT OUT, WANKERS!
|
[Jeff Simmons] Suss it out, wankers
|
[FZ] Suss it out, wankers!
|
[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] SUSS IT OUT, WANKERS!
|
[Aynsley Dunbar] Suss it out, wankers, what’s the matter with you?
|
[Howard Kaylan] Aynsley Dunbar!
|
[FZ] And after “Suss it out, wankers”…
|
[Mark Volman] OK
|
[FZ] You go and get yourself a big bottle of champagne!
|
[Mothers] AAAH!
|
[FZ] Find yourself a young vegetable victim!
|
[Mothers] Yeah!
|
[FZ] Take your young vegetable victim. Step one, now this is very important, you have to do it exactly this way. (Bring the band on down behind me, boys, this gets technical!). First, you get a Polaroid camera…
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[Mothers] Yeah!
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[FZ] And you make one good jump, from a balcony to another balcony on the seventh floor of the Sheraton Hotel in Jacksonville
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[Howard Kaylan] Aynsley Dunbar, ladies and gentlemen
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[FZ] When you land on the other balcony with your Polaroid camera, something like this…
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[Mothers] Heeey!
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[FZ] Shoot off one good flashbulb catching… The agent will immediately turn around and say: “You know, I sure would like to have that photograph”. You walk up to the agent and say: “Well, huh, funny you should mention it, I have this photograph here and just about time to develop it, yes it turned out great, it shows both of you here, and I’ll give you this photograph if you’ll give me the munchkin vegetable that you’re with, in order that I might make a few more pictures”. So you make a quick trade, holding the champagne bottle in abeyance until the rest of the members of your band have jumped over the same balcony…
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[Mothers] Eeeeeeeeh!
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[FZ] And come in and taken their places around the bed where the munchkin vegetable is laid out, posing: leg up in the air, leg down, leg to the side. Then, after some deft manipulation of the vital parts of the munchkin vegetable…
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[Jeff Simmons] Hey, I want some baby to hold my tool and squeeze it
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[FZ] With one masterful stroke, or maybe you might use several masterful strokes, shake up the magnum of champagne to a foamy froth, holding your thumb over the end of it
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[Aynsley Dunbar] No, no, no, you left the cork in, Frank, you pull the cork out it. Suss it out, wankers!
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[Howard Kaylan] They’re a hip audience, Frank, they know what’s gonna happen next!
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[FZ] After the band has given you complete attention, and is watching closely for the precise moment of the detonation of the alcoholic beverage into the vital organ, you give a sort of casual glance around the bedroom of the Sheraton, a suave little smile and wink one eye, adjust your bow tie, and just stuff it right in there!
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[Mothers] Aaaah!
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[FZ] And then you tell ‘em how you feel. You whip it right out, take a snort off of it.
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[?] How do you feel?
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[Mark Volman] Aynsley Dunbar
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[FZ] No, no, no
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[Howard Kaylan] Oh, still drinks it, man… what a man! Gotta prove himself!
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[Mark Volman] Talk about childish perversions!
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[Howard Kaylan] Where’s Simmons?
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[Mark Volman] It don’t matter, he’s in the… he’s gettin’ out of it, man. He knows where…
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[Aynsley Dunbar] He knew what he’s got out, man
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[Howard Kaylan] I’ll get him, man
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[Aynsley Dunbar] You take, you take some
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[Howard Kaylan] Yes, Aynsley, you give me the cue and you let me know when is safe to get him
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[Aynsley Dunbar] OK, man, I don’t mind beer poured on my head, when I’m saturated, you can pour it on my head, any time
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[Howard Kaylan] I don’t wanna pour it on your head, man
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[Ian Underwood?] What am I waiting for, man?
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[Aynsley Dunbar] Just shut up, Georgie
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[Mark Volman] There he is, man
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[Howard Kaylan] Fucking creep, I can’t even stand it! You’re s— you’re so jive I can’t even believe it, man!
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[Mark Volman] For a year and a half he used to pour water over my head
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[Howard Kaylan] Water! It’s what… I could have stood water!
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[Jeff Simmons] Well, what I’m saying is… he did it to me
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[Howard Kaylan] A little bit, man
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[Jeff Simmons] A little bit? Feel that! It’s still wet, man!
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[Mark Volman] Well, listen, I mean, look at that
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[Jeff Simmons] Well, listen, man. Hit me. Take me.
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[Howard Kaylan] I don’t wanna hit you
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[Jeff Simmons] Take me. Take me, I’m yours ▶. Take me away, man.
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[Howard Kaylan] It don’t mean anything now, man!
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[Jeff Simmons] I heard you ranting and raving you were gonna get me, man
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[Howard Kaylan] What are you saying, man?
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[Jeff Simmons] I was up on the second floor of the stairs, just goin’: “Wow, man! Barber’s voice is getting uptight and… eeeeeh!”
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[Howard Kaylan] What are you talking about, man? Nobody plotted to get you! You lied there on the ground.
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[Jeff Simmons] No, I mean just now!
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[Howard Kaylan] You… oh, that!
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[Jeff Simmons] I didn’t mean… No one plotted get me, no one wants to get me
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[Howard Kaylan] I wanna get you
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[Jeff Simmons] Now you do
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[Howard Kaylan] I wanna get you, I’m gonna get you
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[Jeff Simmons] OK, get me, man
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[FZ] What’s your name?
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[Martin Tickman] I’m Martin Tickman
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[FZ] And what is your position here?
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[Martin Tickman] Front office manager
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[FZ] The name of this establishment is…?
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[Martin Tickman] This is the Edgewater Inn
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[FZ] In Seattle, Washington. Can you tell me uh… how some rock & roll groups have taken advantage of this unique situation?
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[Martin Tickman] They’ve taken advantage in different ways, and we do encourage uh… and advertise that you can fish from your room and we are glad to have our guests fish from ‘em
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[FZ] Do you supply them with fishing equipment?
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[Martin Tickman] No, but we have a shop in the hotel that does rent the equipment as well as bait
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[FZ] What sort of bait do they usually use?
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[Martin Tickman] Uh… It’s a preserved minnow of some variety, I don’t know exactly what the fish is
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[FZ] Well, what do they do after they fish from the window?
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[Martin Tickman] Well, rock & roll bands and other guests as well often catch shark and squid and octopus and usually we… it lands up either in the bathtub or dribbled on the floor on the way to the bathtub…
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[FZ] Mm-mmh
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[Martin Tickman] But it’s not reserved to… to any rock & roll bands, I mean, other guests do it too
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[FZ] Mm-mmh, but how frequently do you find squids and sharks and octopuses in the bath tubs of the rooms here at the hotel?
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[Martin Tickman] After almost any good weekend of pretty heavy occupancy, say like over half the house filled
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[FZ] If you have over the…
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[Martin Tickman] Way, way
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[FZ] Over half house filled you’d find one, say?
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[Martin Tickman] Yeah, say, one or something like that
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[FZ] So how often would you say that is each week? Twice a week you’d find a…
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[Martin Tickman] Well, I would… I don’t know that I would say that it would average to anything like that, you may find on four or five rooms with fish from various places, you know, around. But there’s not much you can do with the shark after you’ve caught him, you know, some of these things are pretty big.
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[FZ] What would you imagine is done with these uh… sharks after they’ve been caught before they are left… for you to be cleaned up?
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[Martin Tickman] Sometimes the guest calls the houseman or housekeeper to haul it away because there’s nothing that they can do with it
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[FZ] Yeah, well. Have you ever heard of any other things that were done with them before they were hauled away?
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[Martin Tickman] Yes, a lot of… some people like to uh… perform vivisection on ‘em, or something like that. Occasionally you find that little bit of mess.
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[FZ] Yeah
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[Martin Tickman] I’ll say that the… the… the “blood on the carpet” syndrome is rather… heh, rather rare, but it did occasionally happen
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[FZ] Do you ever find fish blood on the sheets of your beds here?
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[Martin Tickman] Not identifiable as such, no
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[FZ] I see. Do you know of any stories about uh… bizarre sexual activities performed with squid, octopus and mud sharks here in your rooms?
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[Martin Tickman] No. I should think a mud shark would be a little uncomfortable, since their skin is so sandy but uh… never heard of anyone having it with an octopus.
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[FZ] Of course we’ll send the penguin through the flaming hoop tonight! ▶
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[Guy in the audience] “Concentration moon”!
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[FZ] Of course we’ll play “Concentration moon” for you! One, two, three, four.
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[Mothers] Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo
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Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo
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Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
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Ah-ah wa wa wa wa wa wa wah
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[Mothers] I’m losin’ status at the high-school
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I used to think that it was my school…
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Bow wow wow
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I was the king of every school activity
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But that’s no more… oh mama, what will come of me?
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The other night we painted posters
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We played some records by the Coasters
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Bow wow wow
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A bunch of pompom girls looked down their nose at me
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They had painted tons of posters; I had painted three
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I hear the secret whispers everywhere I go
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My school spirit ▶ is at an all-time low…
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OH NO!
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[FZ] Of course we’ll play ♫ “Petrushka”!
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[Instrumental]
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[Mothers] I’m losing status at the high-school
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I used to think that it was my school…
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Bow wow wow
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Everyone in town knows I’m a handsome football star
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I sing & dance & spray my hair & drive a shiny car
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I’m friendly & I’m charming… I belong to DeMolay ▶
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I’m gonna try like mad to get my status back today!
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Status back baby
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Status back baby
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Status back baby
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Status back baby
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[Mark Volman] It’s a good thing we get paid to do this. I could be in L.A., getting reamed, listening to an Elton John album.
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[Howard Kaylan] Don’t even talk about getting reamed. Listen, I’ve been without female companionship for so long, a career as a Jesuit monk looks inviting, Ian is starting to look good to me.
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[George Duke] Must be his green velour socks!
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[Jeff Simmons] You just calm down there, Duke
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[Mark Volman] Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock & roll industry…
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[Jeff Simmons] What do you mean rock & roll? This fucking band doesn’t even play rock & roll, it’s all that comedy crap!
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[Ian Underwood] If we played any rock & roll we might make some money. I wouldn’t mind playing some rock & roll. Ah, I like classical music too, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t enjoy playing rock & roll. I mean, it’s not very challenging, intellectually, but I wouldn’t mind if we did some rock & roll. We could vote on it.
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[Jeff Simmons] Vote on it? For what? To tell Zappa we want to play some good music instead of this comedy shit?
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[Aynsley Dunbar] I wouldn’t mind playing some rock & roll, a bit more commercial, with sort of heavy four part harmony, group vocals and a very heavy beat, that the kids could enjoy. I think we’d definitely make more money that way.
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[Ian Underwood] Maybe after we finish the movie we could play more rock & roll
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[Mark Volman] Yeah! We could all quit and form other groups and play more rock & roll.
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[Jeff Simmons] And more blues, extended blues, blues but still down and funky, even though you extended it. George knows what I’m talking about, don’t you, George?
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[George Duke] Leave me out of this. I come from the jazz world and I know all about these groups that get formed and disappear, with their extensions waving in the moonlight.
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[Mark Volman] You just calm down there, Duke
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[Jeff Simmons] Maybe we could all form a group, we could elect a leader. Howard! We could call it Howard Kaylan World.
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[Ian Underwood] We wouldn’t have to have any leader
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[Jeff Simmons] We could just jam a lot
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[Aynsley Dunbar] But it would have to have a really heavy beat and be really commercial so the kids could enjoy it
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[Howard Kaylan] I wanna get laid! I am so horny I can’t stand it!
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[Jeff Simmons] Listen, if you think for a minute anybody likes this comedy music we’ve been playing you’re crazy. That’s why you don’t get laid, who wants to fuck a comedian? None of these girls can take you seriously.
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[Mark Volman] Hang on, you should be careful talking about that kind of stuff
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[Jeff Simmons] Why? Does he listen?
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[Ian Underwood] He always listens. He’s always watching and listening to all the guys in the band. I’ve been in the band for years and I know, he always listens, believe me.
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[Jeff Simmons] That’s how he gets his material. He listens to us being natural, friendly, humorous and good-natured, then he rips us off, sneaks off into a secret room someplace and boils it in ammonia, and gets it perverted. Then he brings it back to us at a rehearsal and makes us play it.
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[Ian Underwood] I’ve been in the group for years and let me tell you that is exactly, that is precisely what he does: he steals all his material
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[Mark Volman] And the stuff he doesn’t steal, Murray Roman writes for him. Listen, WITHOUT US HE’D BE NOTHING!
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Billy the mountain
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Billy the mountain
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A regular picturesque postcardy mountain
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Residing between lovely Rosamond and Gorman
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With his stunning wife Ethel, a tree!
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A tree!
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Billy was a mountain
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Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder
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Billy was a mountain
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Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder
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Billy had two big caves for eyes
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With a cliff for a jaw that would go up an’ down
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And whenever it did he’d puff out some dust
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And hack up a boulder
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HACK!
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Hack up a boulder
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HACK! HACK!
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Hack up a boulder
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HACK! HACK! HACK!
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Hack up a boulder
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Now, one day, a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big Lincoln Continental…
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And he laid a huge, bulging envelope right at the corner of Billy the mountain, right where his foot was supposed to be. Now, Billy the mountain, he couldn’t believe it! All those postcards he’d posed for, for over these years, and finally, now, at last, his ROYALTIES!
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Royalties!
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Royalties
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Royalties!
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Royalties
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Royalties!
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Billy the mountain was RICH! His eyeball-caves widened in amazement, his cliff, which was his jaw, it dropped thirty FEET!
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Ooh, a bunch of dust puffed out!
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Rocks and boulders hacked up (Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack!) crushing THE LINCOLN!
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Now, the man in the checkered suit, well, without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset (AAAA-AAA-AAAAH!) all the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there including Ronnie Cook what it happened to his car
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I gave him the money
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He acted real funny
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He hocked up a rock and
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It totaled my car
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Oh, do you
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Know any trucks might be bound for the valley?
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I don’t wanna stand here all night in this bar
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Dear Lord
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I don’t wanna stand here all night in this bar
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No shit!
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I don’t wanna stand here all night in this bar!
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By two o’clock, and the bars had already closed down, Billy had already broken the big news to Ethel (ah-ah-ah). With dust and boulders everywhere, Billy, choked with excitement (ahuuuuh!), announced:
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“Ethel, we’re going on a vacation!”
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YES, and they were going on a vacation! Oh, and Ethel… Ethel… Ethel… Ethel just like a woman, of course she was delighted!
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She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her
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✄ Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song
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Billy told Ethel they were going to… THEY WERE GOING TO NEW YORK!
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“Ethel, we’re going to (OOH-OOH-OOH) … NEW YORK!”
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But FIRST they would stop in LAS VEGAS!
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It’s off to Las Vegas
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To check out the lounges
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Pull a few handles
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Drink a few beers
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Oh, Ethel!
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Ethel, my darling
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You know that I love you
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I’m glad we could have a
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Vacation this year
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Oh, neat-o!
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Glad we could have a
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Vacation this year!
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They left that night, crunchin’ across the Mojave Desert, their voices ✄ echoing through the canyons of your minds
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“Ethel, wanna get a cuppa cawfee?”
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Howard Johnson’s! Howard Johnson’s! Howard Johnson’s! Howard Johnson’s!
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“Ahhh! There’s a Howard Johnson’s! Wanna eat some clams?”
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The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was Edwards Air Force Base
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And to this very day, wing nuts and data reduction clerks ▶ alike, speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when test stand number 1 and the rocket sled itself got…
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LUNCHED!
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By a famous mountain and his small, wooden wife
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Good bye to Las Vegas
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Farewell to the lounges
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We pulled a few handles
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We drank a few beers
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CHA-KA-LA-KA-LAH!
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Guess that George Putnam
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Should be on the air now
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With the biggest new story
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That has broken this year
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George Putnam!
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His biggest new story
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That has broken this year
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Take it away, George!
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Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and pay-offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley smut ring! However, we can assure parents in the Southern California area that a recent narcotics crack-down, in Torrance, Hawthorne, and Lomita, will provide the secret evidence the Palmdale Grand Jury has needed to seek a criminal indictment and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the Inland Empire.
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But it is this reporter’s opinion that Ethel is a former communist
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Within the week…
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Jerry Lewis had hosted a Telethon…
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(“Wah wah wah, nice lady!”)
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To raise funds for the injured…
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Injured…
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And homeless…
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Homeless…
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In Denver…
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As Billy had just leveled it
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And, a few miles right outside of town, Billy caused a…
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✄ Oh! Mein pa-pa
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In the Earth’s crust, right over the secret underground dumps where they keep the…
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POOLS OF OLD POISON GAS ▶, AND OBSOLETE GERM BOMBS…
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JUST AS A FREAK TORNADO CRUISED THROUGH…
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My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby
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AH!
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My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby
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POO-AHH!
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My baby, my baby
|
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… sucking up two thirds of it (SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!) for untimely dispersal over VAST STRETCHES OF…
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The Midwest!
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Now, it was about this time, I think it was right outside of Columbus, Ohio that Billy got his notice to report for his induction physical. Now, believe me, Ethel said she wasn’t gonna let him go!
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“I’m not gonna let you go, Billy!”
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And George Putnam, the right-wing creepo fascist pig newscaster from Los Angeles said… Take it away, George Putnam, the right-wing fascist radical creepo pig newscaster from Los Angeles:
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We now have confirmed reports from an informed Orange County minister, that Ethel is still an active communist, and it’s this reporter’s opinion that she also practices…
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WITCH-CRAFT!
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It was about this time that the telephone rang in the secret briefcase belonging to the one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save America herself.
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Now, some men say he looked like…
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He looked like…
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Felix Pappalardi
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Felix Pappalardi
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Still others say…
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Others say…
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Bullshit, man
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Bullshit, man
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He was just born…
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He was born…
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Next to the frozen beef pies at Gristedes
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Frozen beef pies
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Still others say…
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Others say he was just another…
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Uh-huh, and uh-huh again, he was just a crazy Italian…
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Crazy Italian…
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Who drove a red car. You see it was hard to tell (but nobody knows) nobody knew for sure (for sure) he was so (so-o-o-o-o-o) mysterious (mysterious) oh yes, he was…
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HE WAS SO…
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He was so… He was so…
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MYSTERIOUS!
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HE WAS SO…
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MYSTERIOUS!
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‘Cuz when a person gets to be such a hero, folks
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And marvelous beyond compute
|
You can never really tell about a guy like that
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Whether he’s really a nice person or if he just smiles a lot
|
What?
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Or if he has a son named Pinocchio
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Or what?
|
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Whether he’s really a nice person or if he has a son named Pinocchio or what?
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Some men say he could fly
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Some men say he could swim
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Others say he could sing like Neil Sedaka
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And all the girls in Flushing
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Would be amazed of him
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Two, three
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AMAZED of him!
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Time passing…
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Right!
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January
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February
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1975
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1986
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March
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1914
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So when the phone rang
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(Thank you!)
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In the secret briefcase
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(Thank you!)
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A strong masculine hand
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With a wristwatch
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And flexy bracelet
|
GRABBED IT
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And answered in a deep, calmly assured voice:
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“Yes, this is he! What? A mountain? With a tree growing off of its shoulder? You’re fulla shit, man. What? Wha— uh… Are… Are you sure? Oh well, alright, let me write this down then, sorta take a few notes here. To NEW YORK? Causing UNTOLD DESTRUCTION?”
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My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby, OH!
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My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby
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My baby, my baby
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My baby, my baby, my baby
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My baby, my baby
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UH-OH!
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My baby, my baby, my baby
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AHH!
|
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“Wanted for DRAFT EVASION? Can I… Can I fly there immediately and REASON WITH HIM? An expense account? And per diem, too?”
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SOME MEN SAY HE COULD DANCE!
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Yes, he could dance. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Studebacher Hoch Dancing Lesson and Cosmic Prayer for Guidance featuring Aynsley Dunbar:
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Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly… Hey!
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RIGHT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH
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Professional
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LEFT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH
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Exquisite
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RIGHT HAND FROM THE HEART-UH
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Homunculus
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LEFT HAND FROM THE LEFT SHOULDER TO THE HEART-UH
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Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly… Hey!
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|
There were a number of very peculiar rumors circulating about Studebacher Hoch recently. Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write the Lord’s Prayer on the head of a pin ▶
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SOME MEN SAY HE COULD WRITE THE LORD’S PRAYER…
|
ON THE HEAD OF A…
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HEAD OF A…
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HEAD OF A PIN
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AH!
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Three Dog Night
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Yeah
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Others still maintain the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT!
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(Good God!)
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He was born next to the frozen beef pies
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And that was the main influence on him!
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Boldly springing into action, he phoned his wife…
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Who ran a modeling school, whereupon she… he ran around the back of Gimbels to see if he could find some big unused cardboard boxes
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After which, he hit up Gristedes for some Kaiser broiler foil, some Aunt Jemima syrup, and a pair of blunt scissors! Hey hey!
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Yes, and in the parking lot across the street from the One Fifth Avenue Hotel, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out a pair of really, really nice wings, and he covered ‘em thoroughly with foil… thoroughly with foil… thoroughly with foil… thoroughly with foil… thoroughly with foil
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TH-thor-thorough-LY with FOIL-L
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Th-th-thorough-LY wi-th wi-th FOIL-L-L!
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Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth
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He closed the door! And he pulled down his grey denim bus-driver type pants, and he spread even amounts of Aunt Jemima syrup all over the inside of his legs, right underneath his boxer […] shorts, ha ha ha!
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Soon the booth was filling with flies
|
Help me, help me, help me!
|
He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in
|
Yes! And when each and every one of those little… each and every one of those little cock-suckin’ flies had gone into his boxer shorts, and was lapping up all that good Aunt Jemima syrup, he bent over and he put his head between his legs and he said to those little flies in a clear, impressive voice:
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“NEW YORK!” AND THE BOOTH AND EVERYTHING LIFTED UP, OUT OF THE PARKING LOT AND INTO THE SKY!
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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YEAH YEAH
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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STU-DE-BACHER HOCH!
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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YEAH YEAH
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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STU-DE-BACHER HOCH!
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He’s coating his legs with Aunt Jemima syrup up and down
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His shorts’ll be filled with flies that will be buzzing all around
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Help me, help me, help me!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, he’s really outta sight!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, he does it every night!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, he treats the flies all right!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, that’s why they never bite, hey!
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Please to New York!
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Fly to New York!
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He could be a dog or a frog or a lesbian queen
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Fly to New York!
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He could be a narc or a lady Marine
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Or he might play dirty
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He’s over thirty
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Getting old? Say! I don’t know!
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His peculiar attire and the flies he require keep leading him on
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‘Cause Ethel is gone
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And the mountain she’s on
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[Instrumental]
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Please to New York!
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Fly to New York!
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[Instrumental]
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Fly to New York!
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I don’t know!
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His peculiar attire and the flies he require keep leading him on
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‘Cause Ethel is gone
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They keep leading him on
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‘Cause Ethel is gone
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And the mountain she’s on
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We join Studebacher Hoch standing on the edge of Billy the mountain’s mouth
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“Billy? I’ve come to reason with you! Our great country needs you in the Armed Forces! Why, it’s all fair and square, the lottery, you know? Your number came up, you can’t go on running like this forever”
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Ethel shook her twigs angrily, but Studebacher Hoch, un-ferturbed, continued:
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“Listen, you…”
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“LISTEN, YOU COMMUNIST SON OF A BITCH! YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS DOWN THERE FOR YOUR FUCKIN’ PHYSICAL, OR I’LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET USED FOR FILL DIRT IN SOME IMPENDING NEW JERSEY MARSH RECLAMATION. AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND THERE WILL WIND UP DISGUISED AS A SERIES OF BROOMS, PRIMITIVE IRONING BOARDS, OR A DOG HOUSE. GET THE…”
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“GET THE PICTURE?”
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Billy just laughed:
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“HO HO HO!
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If they think they’re gonna draft me, they’re crazy!”
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Now you’ll remember that Studebacher Hoch was standing on the edge of Billy’s mouth, so that when he laughed, he lost his balance and unfortunately fell, screaming, two hundred feet into the rubble below!
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Aaahhhh!
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That was only one hundred feet, you Carnaby cutie
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LET’S HEAR ANOTHER SET!
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Aaahhhh!
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Which only goes to prove…
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A mountain is something
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You don’t wanna fuck with
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You don’t wanna fuck with
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Don’t fuck around
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Don’t fuck around
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Don’t fuck with Billy
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And don’t fuck with Ethel
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You saw what just happened to the guy with the flies
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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With Biddilly, Biddilly, Biddilly, Biddilly, Biddilly
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BIDDILLY THE MOUNTIN-INNNNNNN!
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BIDDILLY THE MOUNTIN-INNNNNNN!
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[FZ] Thank you for coming to our concert. Good night.
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