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Over-nite sensation

 

  1 Camarillo Brillo
  2 I’m the slime
  3 Dirty love
  4 Fifty-fifty
  5 Zomby woof
  6 Dinah-moe humm
  7 Montana

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa.


Notes by Warren Cuccurullo on “Over-Nite Sensation” songbook - December 21, 2007

WHEN music that is not NORMAL is outlawed , you’re gonna thank me for telling you to buy extra copies of this book… you will bury them in a lead box at a secret location… and trust me… they WILL be starting with the Z’s. When I was 16 & I bought my first Zappa record (this one) I had committed the entire disc to memory & I would get on the subway & “put it on” in my head & let it play… I would start with “Zomby woof”… this is pre-walkman daze… & every note was there… by the time I got to the “Montana” solo, I couldn’t believe the other people on the train weren’t hearing it… so, you might wanna do the same… just in case it’s all DELETED…
Frank Zappa wasn’t just the guy with the coolest muckin fustache ever, WE all know he was the greatest guitarist/composer of the 20th century… (he always said I was easily amused). I spent most of my time between the age of 16 & 22 trying to convince anyone who liked music that they could LOVE Zappa… I saw THIS band in 1973 at Brooklyn College… it was REAL magic… Frank on one side of the stage with George behind him, & this girl Ruth, who Frank would talk to, doing the most amazing things on the other… & the singer’s name was Napoleon… I was ecstatic… sounds that I only heard before in cartoons, or in scores of films were all there, even munchkins… the guitar playing was unique… melodic & angry… & it fit PERFECTLY with his songs… the riffs he wrote… heavier & harder than all the Zeppelin, Deep Purple & Sabbath stuff that I’d regurgitated for years… “Overnite” was my secret weapon when I was turning people on to Frank… a fun process indeed… & I could easily support my best guitar player argument with it…

This is one of the dream Mothers lineups & arguably the best ever assembled in ANY genre… Frank, Ian, Ruth, George AND the Fowlers! Genius, chemistry, personality, what Frank did was simply musical entertainment at its finest… but, not just for distraction’s sake… if you LISTEN to Zappa you can learn… not just about music… he kept a lot of kids away from drugs, he made you consult the dictionary now & again, he encouraged going to the library to seek out information for yourself… & he explained everything you needed to know about groupies, absurd fetishes & life on the road… these would prove invaluable to me… what a role model I chose… THIS JUST IN: did you ever entertain the fact that some of YOUR favorite rock stars of this glorious era might’ve been delving deeper into their drug use not just due to subconscious tension , but because they might’ve been trying to figure out what concoction Frank was using? Maybe they heard about his dad being a chemist…

Frank Vincent Zappa was & will forever be the wizard of odd times… the great imaginer the greatest organizer of sound events & words in history… & let me tell ya, a hell of a great person & friend… the most giving, honest, sensible, hardworking & special human being ever created… he had a magical presence, an energy you could feel… he was electric… & I loved him & his music more than anything in my life… more importantly, my life as I know it would not exist without him… quite the Mother
When I was a kid in the audience with tears of joy streaming down my face, like they are now, or when I was on stage playing with him, the words I most dreaded hearing would come all too often for me:

“We’d like to thank you very much for coming to our concert tonight…”

PLEASE COME BACK FOR AN ENCORE…

1. Camarillo Brillo


[FZ] She had that Camarillo Brillo
Flamin’ out along her head
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
 

She ruled the toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo
 
She said she was a magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
 
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn’t come in
(I couldn’t come in right then…)
 

And so she wandered through the doorway
Just like a shadow from the tomb

She said her stereo was four-way
An’ I’d just love it in her room
 
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
 
She stripped away her rancid poncho
An’ laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An’ it was useless any more
 
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn’t done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn’t come in
(Actually, I was very busy then…)
 
And so she wandered through the doorway
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An’ I’d just love it in her room
 
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
 
She said she was a magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
 

(Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmmm… No foolin’…)

2. I’m the slime


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] I am gross and perverted
I’m obsessed an’ deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
 
I’m the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
 
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
 
I’m the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I’m the slime oozin’ out from your TV set
 
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help… no one will heed you
 
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
 
[Kin Vassy] That’s right, folks… don’t touch that dial!
 
[The Ikettes] Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go
I am the slime from your video
Oozin’ along on your livin’ room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can’t stop the slime, people, lookit me go
 
[Instrumental]

3. Dirty love


[FZ] Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender to some dragon in your dreams
 
Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams
 
I don’t need your sweet devotion
An’ I don’t want your cheap emotion
Whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love
Your dirty love
 
Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy’s bottom drawer
 
Give me
Your dirty love
I don’t believe you never seen his book before
 
I don’t need no consolation
I don’t want your reservation
I only got one destination
An’ that’s your dirty love
Your dirty love
 
[Instrumental]
 
Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama make her fuzzy poodle do

Oh, Frenchie!
 
Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama make that nasty poodle chew
 
I’ll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I’ll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love
Some dirty love
That dirty love
That dirty love
 

THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Snap it!
THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Snap it!
THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Snap it!
THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Not a speck of cereal!
THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Nothing but the best for my dog!
THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Come on!
THE POODLE BITES!
Come on, Frenchie
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Little paws sticking up!
THE POODLE BITES!
Little curly head!
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
Little curly tail!

4. Fifty-fifty


[Ricky Lancelotti] Well, my dandruff is loose
An’ my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain’t cute
An’ my voice is ka-poot
 
But that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
 
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say
 
Ain’t gonna sing you no love song
How my heart is all sore
Will not beg your indulgence
‘Cause you heard it before
 
An’ that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
 
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say
Ants in my pants!
 
[Instrumental]
 
I have taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain’t no great revelation
But it wasn’t too long
 
An’ that’s awright people
I’m just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way
 
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have some thing to say!
 
[Instrumental]

5. Zomby woof


[FZ] Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An’ my spirit did a midnite creep
 
You know I’ll never sleep no more
 
It seem to me that it just ain’t wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin’
With a zomby woof behind your eyes?
Just about as evil as you could be
 
[Ricky Lancelotti] I am the zomby woof
I’m that creature all the ladies been talkin’ about
I am the zomby woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin’ out
 
Tellin’ you all the zomby troof
Here I’m is, the zomby woof
Tellin’ you all the zomby troof
Here I’m is…
 
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
 
Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof
 
They said awreety
An’ they was awrighty
An’ I was a zomby for you, little lady…
 
[Instrumental]
 
[Ricky Lancelotti] I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my zomby toof

My right foot’s bigger than my other one is
Like a reg’lar zomby hoof
 
If I raid your dormitorium
Don’t try to remain aloof…
I might snatch you up screamin’ through the window all nekkid
An’ do it to you on the roof, don’t mess with the zomby woof
 
I am about as evil as a boogie man can be!
 
Tellin’ you all the zomby troof
Here I’m is, the zomby woof
Tellin’ you all the zomby troof
Here I’m is, the zomby woof

6. Dinah-moe humm


[FZ] I couldn’t say where she’s comin’ from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-moe humm
She stroll on over, say: “Look here, bum
I got a forty-dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
(Y’ jes’ can’t do it)”
 
She made a bet with her sister who’s a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don’t mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
 
I whipped off her bloomers an’ stiffened my thumb

An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked an’ stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn’t hear no Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
 
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where’s this Dinah-moe comin’ from?
I done spent three hours an’ I ain’t got a crumb
From the Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe, Dinah-moe
From the Dinah-moe humm
 
[The Ikettes] Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An’ you ain’t been to it
No, no, no, no!
Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An’ you ain’t been to it
No, no, no!
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
No, no, no, no, no!
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
 
‘Cause I can’t get into it unless I get out of it
An’ I gotta get out of it before I get into it
‘Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it
An’ I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
 
[FZ] She looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area, and she said:
 
“Just get me wasted an’ you’re half-way there
‘Cause if my mind’s tore up then my body don’t care”
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin an’ said: “My-my-my
What sort of thing might this lady get high upon?”
 
I checked out her sister who was holdin’ the bet
An’ wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on
The forty-dollar bill didn’t matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor
 
She said Dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little (yaw!) if I wasn’t done yet
I told her just because the sun want a place in the sky
No reason to assume I wouldn’t give her a try
 
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An’ asked if she had any cooties in there
Whaddya mean cooties? No cooties on me!
 
She was buns-up kneelin’
BUNS-UP!
I was wheelin’ an’ dealin’
WHEELIN’ AN’ DEALIN’ AN’ OOOOH!
She surrender to the feelin’
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED!
An’ she started in to squealin’
 
Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red
Some drool rollin’ down from the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition her sister was in
 

She quivered an’ quaked an’ clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke about her mental health
Till Dinah-moe finally did give in

But I told her all she really needed was some discipline…
 
Kiss my aura… Dora…
Mmm… It’s real angora
Would y’all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An’ how ‘bout you, Fauna?
Y’wanna?
 
Mmm… Sound like you’re chokin’ on somethin’
 
Did you say you want some more? Well, here’s some more!
 
Oh, baby
 
Oh, sure… look
D’you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
 
Mmm… Tweezers!
Wait a minute, lemme sterilize ‘em… gimme your lighter…
 
I couldn’t say where she’s comin’ from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-moe humm
She stroll on over, say: “Look here, bum
I got a forty-dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
(Y’ jes’ can’t do it)”
 
I whipped off her bloomers an’ stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked an’ stroked till my wrist got numb
An’, you know, I heard some Dinah-moe humm
Some Dinah-moe humm
 
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Some Dinah-moe
An’ a little Dinah-moe
An’ some Dinah-moe
An’ some Dinah-moe
An’ some Dinah-moe
An’ a little Dinah-moe
An’ some Dinah-moe
An’ some Dinah-moe
An’ some Dinah-moe
An’ a Dinah-moe again
An’ Dinah-moe
An’ Dora too, lil’ Dinah an’ Dora
An’ Dinah-moe
Kiss my aura, Dinah

7. Montana


[FZ] I might be movin’ to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
 
Raisin’ it up
Waxin’ it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown
 
By myself I wouldn’t have no boss
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely dental floss
 
[The Ikettes] Raisin’ my lonely dental floss
 
[FZ] Well, I just might grow me some bees
But I’d leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
But then, on the other hand I would…
 
Keep the wax
An’ melt it down
Pluck some floss
An’ swish it aroun’
 
I’d have me a crop
[The Ikettes] Dooh-dooh-dooh-dooh-dooh-dooh-dooh dah-dah-dah
[FZ] An’ it’d be on top (that’s why I’m movin’ to Montana)
 
Movin’ to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
(Yes, I am)
Movin’ to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
 
[Instrumental]
 
[The Ikettes] I’m pluckin’ the ol’ dennil floss
That’s growin’ on the prairie, pluckin’ the floss
I plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all afternoon…
 

I’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
(His name is “Mighty Little”) he’s a good hoss
Even though he’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
Anyway
 
I’m pluckin’ the ol’ dennil floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
 

[FZ] I’m gonna find me a horse, just about this big
An’ ride him all along the border line
With a…
 
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
 
By myself I wouldn’t have no boss
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely dental floss
 
[The Ikettes] Raisin’ my lonely dental floss
Raisin’ my lonely dental floss
 
[FZ] Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin’ in the moon-lighty night
And then I’d…
 
Get a cuppa cawfee
An’ give my foot a push…
Just me an’ the pygmy pony
Over by the dennil floss bush
 
An’ then I might just jump back on
An’ ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana
 
[FZ] Movin’ to Montana soon
[Kin Vassy] Yippy-ty-o-ty-ay
[Repeat]



Drawing by David McMacke (1973)

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