[FZ] Ladies and gentlemen, this is a uh… a great opportunity for me to try something new here. We got this song we worked on this afternoon an’… an’ I thought we might try and do it, you know, it’s not perfect yet but let’s see what happens. Name of this song is “Heavy duty Judy”.
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One, two, three
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Heavy duty Judy
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Heavy duty Judy
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Heavy duty Judy
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[Repeat]
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[Instrumental]
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Heavy duty Judy
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Heavy duty Judy
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Heavy duty Judy
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Heavy duty Judy
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[Repeat]
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[…]
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“Why not come over?
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You’ll meet my mother
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You’ll meet my sister
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You’ll like my brother
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Really you will…”
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“I’m learning English
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I can say: ‘Thank you’
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I think I like you
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Do you like my band-aid?
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I hope you do…”
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“I am not busy
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I’m free to travel ▶
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Where are you going?
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Maybe you’ll take me
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I hope you do…”
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“I am not busy
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He used to like me
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I speak good English
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I’m bathing with Peter
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Pick me, I’m clean…”
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Vinnie goes bare-back
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Peter goes wet-back
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Denny goes way back
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Eddie should get back
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Pick me, I’m clean…
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Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
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Oh yeah
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Check out my band-aid
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Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
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Oh yeah
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Check out my band-aid
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Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
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Oh yeah
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Check out my band-aid
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Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
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Oh yeah
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[Instrumental]
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“Why not come over?
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You’ll meet my mother
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You’ll meet my sister
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You’ll like my brother
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Really you will…”
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“I’m learning English
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I can say: ‘Thank you’
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I think I like you
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Do you like my band-aid?
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I hope you do…”
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“I am not busy
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I’m free to travel
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Where are you going?
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Maybe you’ll take me
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I hope you do…”
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“Do you know Vinnie?
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He used to like me
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I speak good English
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I’m bathing with Peter
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Pick me, I’m clean…”
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Don’t you know, I treat her nice and kind
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The way no other lover can
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I came home the other day and she was
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Suckin’ off some other man
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I ain’t the type for beggin’
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I ain’t the type to plead
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If she don’t change those evil ways
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I’m gonna make her bleed
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She can scream and she can holler
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Bang her head all along the wall
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If she don’t give me what I want
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She gonna have no head at all
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Bamboozled by love
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I know she fooled around too long
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Bamboozled by love
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I said she fooled around too long
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I am mad and gettin’ meaner
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I am here and she is gone
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And the reason you have not seen her
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She is underneath the lawn
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She’s underneath the lawn, lawn, lawn
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[Instrumental]
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[FZ] I’ve no idea what the name of the program is, but you’re watching it.
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[Jimmy Carl Black] You ought to do it, man, because you know exactly how it goes
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[FZ] Now I see I’ve should’ve run like a rabbit
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Love comes along and I reach out and grab it
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Doggonit, dagnabbit
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Falling in love is a stupid habit
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Falling in love, in love, in love
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One, two, three, four
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Maybe this doesn’t happen to you
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You could be a superman
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But if I see somebody new
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I reach out and grab her hand
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I reach out and grab a lot
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‘Cause I like what she has got
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She don’t need what I propose
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So I gets it up the nose
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Two, three, four
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Doggonit, dagnabbit
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Falling in love is a stupid habit
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Doggonit, dagnabbit
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Falling in love is a stupid habit
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Falling in love, in love, in love
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One, two, three, four
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You could be the lucky type
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You could have a fancy car
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All the girls know what they like ▶
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And if you’ve got it you’ll go far
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But I speak out and say: “Hello!”
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The girls all tell me where to go
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People, this goes on and on
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What the heck have I done wrong?
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Two, three, four
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Doggonit, dagnabbit
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Falling in love is a stupid habit
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Doggonit, dagnabbit
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Falling in love is a stupid habit
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Et cetera
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This is cheap, this is really cheap, watch it
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[FZ] … of this song is “This is my story”. And we go… gonna go from “This is my story” into the aftermath, you understand what I mean? OK, lemme hear the chord, please. Right, this is in key of C, Tommy. The chord again. Alright.
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This is my story, I have no song
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Just alone and broken hearted
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Just because I fell in love
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In love with you
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I pray that you come back to me
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Just to hear you say you love me
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And we’ll never, never part
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Part from you
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We will never, never…
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[Bobby Martin] I been run down
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Lord, an’ I been lied to
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And I don’t know why
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I let that mean woman make me out a fool
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She took all my money
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An’ wrecked my new car
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Now she’s with one of my good-time buddies
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An’ she drink in some cross-town bar
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Sometime I feel…
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Sometime I feel…
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Like I been tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Good Lord, I feel like a rasta man
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My friends tell me
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That I been such a fool
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I have to stand back an’ take it, babe
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All for loving you
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I drown myself in sorrow
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As I look at what you done
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But nothin’ seem to change
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That bad times stay the same and I can’t run
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Sometime I feel…
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Sometime I feel…
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Like I been tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Good Lord, I think I look like a spliff man
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[Instrumental]
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Lord
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Oh no
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Lord
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Oh no
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Sometimes I feel…
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Sometime I feel…
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Like I been tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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Tied to the whippin’ post
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LAWD EY-EY-EY-EY!
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Oh Lord
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Sometime, you know, I believe if I don’t get my […]
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But I don’t do that kind of stuff so just I lay down and die
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[FZ] Ah, George, this is in the key of B. OK, ha ha ha. Alright.
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[…]
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Listen!
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Playin’ in a tent
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Down, down, down in
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Payin’ the rent
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Down, down, down in
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If you pooch a civilian
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Down, down, down in
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It’s a major event
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Down, down, down in
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Down in France
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Did you hear me? That’s where that’s located
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Way down in France
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[…]
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Way on down
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And then I heard a noise
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Way on down
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Uh, down in France
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Listen!
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Listen
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Girls are all salty
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Sal-sal-salty
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An’ the boys are all sweet
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Sal-sal-salty
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Ah, they don’t cook too shabby
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Sal-sal-salty
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An’ they piss in the street
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Sal-sal-salty
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Down in France
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Listen to me!
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Way down in France
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Look, I saw […], it wou— it would…
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Way on down
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[…]
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Way on down
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It was down in France
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[…]
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Co-co-coffee
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They got a disease
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That will turn your peter green
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Down in France
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Way down in France
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Listen!
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I saw the color, I saw…
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Way on down
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And then it turned
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Way on down
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Was down in France
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Lemme tell you some ‘bout the coffee, look, look, look
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They got some coffee
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Co-co-coffee
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Just eatin’ right through the cup
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Co-co-coffee
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Every time you say “ka-ka”
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Co-co-coffee
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They make you stand up
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Co-co-coffee
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Down in France
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Way down in France
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Listen, I ka-ka… I ka-ka one time… I ka-ka one time with the…
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Way on down
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And then I ka-ka with the…
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Way on down
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Was down in France
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Now… Now look, look
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If you’re not too careful
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Care-care-careful
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It’ll stick to your cheeks
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Care-care-careful
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An’ you’ll smell like a native
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Care-care-careful
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For a couple of weeks
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Care-care-careful
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Down in France
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Way down in France
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[…]
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Way on down
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[…]
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Way on down
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An’ lemme play something
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Down in France
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[Instrumental]
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Listen!
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We cannot wait
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Till we get back
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We just love the way
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That the poodle ▶ “react”
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Down in France
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Listen to me!
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Way down in France
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[…]
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Way on down
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[…]
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Way on down
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Listen!
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Never try to get yo’ peter sucked in France
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[…]
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Hey! Do you know what you are?
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You’re an asshole!
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[…]
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Asshole!
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Some of you might not agree
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‘Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
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But think a while and you will see…
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Broken hearts are for assholes
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Broken hearts are for assholes
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Are you an asshole?
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Broken hearts are for assholes
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Are you an asshole too?
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Whatcha gonna do, ‘cause you’re an asshole…
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No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, you are an asshole!
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Maybe you think you’re a lonely guy
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An’ maybe you think you’re too tough to cry
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So you went to the Grape just to give it a try
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And Dagmar
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Was his name…
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The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
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Nearly drove you insane
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And so you kissed a little sailor
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Who had just blew in from Spain
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[…]
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You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
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And acted like it was cocaine
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You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
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In a way you can’t explain
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[…]
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And so you worked the wall with Michael
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Take it away, Bobby
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Which gave your back an awful strain
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But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show
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[…]
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But you forgot what I was sayin’…
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‘Cause you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
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You’re right!
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You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
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That’s true!
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You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
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That’s right!
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You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
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Oh, shit!
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[FZ] Stop! Stop. That was very WRONG to do! We like a nice clean stage. Bring that man back and make him wipe the shit out. Bring him back. That a security guy to hold him by the ankles and […] to this shit.
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Alright, now at last the attention that you so JUSTLY deserved, step right up, introduce yourself and prepare to dyin’ as you never dyin’ before. What’s your name?
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[Guy] My name is […]
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[FZ] Great, now start eatin’ it. You don’t have to eat the napkin, no, no, just lick it out. No problem, we can wait.
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[Guy] He told me it was OK if I rotten up in a […]
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[FZ] Yeah, get your face in it, buddy.
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All the way down, no problem. No, wait. No, no, no, no violence, I don’t wanna hurt this man, this is… this is real food.
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Now, thank you, please don’t anyone throw anything else on the stage. Can we have the enormous napkin, please? Rub by? The napkin.
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Stand by for the last verse of “Broken hearts are for assholes”.
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Well, you been to the Grape, you been to the Chest
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An’ now I think you know what you are: you’re an asshole
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A WHAT?
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An asshole!
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You say you can’t live with what you’ve been through
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Ladies, you can be an asshole too
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You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you
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(Thank you!)
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s lookin’ at you
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s winkin’ at you
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s blinkin’ at you
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That’s why I say…
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I’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
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Corn hole
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Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
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Fist fuck
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Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
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Wrist-watch; Crisco
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Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
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Pud!
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
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Ay ay ay ay
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
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Ay ay ay ay
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s goin’ right up yer poooop chute
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Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
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Don’t fool yerself, girl
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It’s goin’ right up yer…
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Aw aw, I knew you’d be surprised…
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
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See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
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I’m crying
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Sitting on a cornflake
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Waiting for the van to come
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Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
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Man, you’ve been a naughty boy
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You let your face grow long
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I am the eggman
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They are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Goo goo g’ joob
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Mr. city policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
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See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
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I’m crying
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I’m crying, I’m crying
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Yellow matter custard
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Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
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Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
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Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl
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You let your knickers down
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SAY!
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I am the eggman
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They are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Goo goo g’ joob
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Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
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An’ if the sun don’t come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
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I am the eggman
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They are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob
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Expert text pert choking smokers, don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
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See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
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I’m crying
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Semolina pilchard
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Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
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Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
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Man, you should have seen them
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Kicking Edgar Allan Poe
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‘Cause I am the eggman
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They are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob
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Goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob
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Oh beautiful for spacious skies
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For amber waves of grain
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For purple mountain majesties
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Above the fruited plain!
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America! America!
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The only place to be
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And crown thy good with brotherhood
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The sea to shining sea
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Shining sea
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Shining sea
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Shining sea
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Shining sea
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Shining sea
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Shining sea
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[…]
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[Instrumental]
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Sea to shining sea, yeah
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Sea to shining sea, oh yeah
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Sea to shining sea
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Sea to shining sea, yeah
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Sea to shining… sea
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Good night!
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[…]
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[FZ] A long time ago, when we worked here, back in the olden days, we got fired from those clubs for… for playing this song.
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[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] STUDEBACHER HOCH
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YEAH YEAH
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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STU-DE-BACHER HOCH!
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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YEAH YEAH
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STUDEBACHER HOCH
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STU-DE-BACHER HOCH!
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He’s coating his legs with Aunt Jemima syrup up and down
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His shorts’ll be filled with flies that will be buzzing all around
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, he’s really outta sight!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, he does it every night!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, he treats the flies all right!
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Stoodlabaker Hoch, that’s why they never bite, hey!
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Please to New York!
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I beg you, help me get there!
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Fly to New York!
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He could be a dog or a frog or a lesbian queen
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Fly to New York!
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Master Blaster!
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He could be a narc or a lady Marine
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Or he might play dirty
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He’s over thirty
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Getting old? I don’t know!
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His peculiar attire and the flies he require keep leading him on
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‘Cause Ethel is gone
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And the mountain she’s on
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[Instrumental]
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Fly to New York!
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Fly to New York!
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[Instrumental]
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Fly to New York!
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I don’t KNOW!
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His peculiar attire and the flies he require keep leading him on
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‘Cause Ethel is gone
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They keep leading him on
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‘Cause Ethel is gone
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And the mountain she’s on
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[FZ] We’ll join Studebacher Hoch on the edge of Billy the mountain’s mouth!
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[Mothers] A mountain is something
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You don’t wanna fuck with
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You don’t wanna fuck with
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Don’t fuck around
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Don’t fuck around
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Don’t fuck with Billy
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Don’t fuck with Ethel
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You saw what just happened to the guy with the flies
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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DON’T FUCK AROUND!
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With Biddilly, Biddilly, Biddilly, Biddilly, Biddilly
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[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] BIDDILLY THE MOUNTIN-INNNNNNN!
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[FZ] That’s right, you heard right: Biddilly the Mountin-in!
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[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] BIDDILLY THE MOUNTIN-INNNNNNN!
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[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] Aya-aya-aya
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[FZ] Aya-aya-aya
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[Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan] Aya-aya-aya aya-aya-aya
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[FZ] One, two, three, four
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Even melody, two on the town, they go to Hong Kong, it’s more […] there
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So that’s actually… This is actually pretty disgusting
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And the whole idea of two people born on the town in this place, well, that’s crazy
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[FZ] Truck driver divorce
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It’s very sad
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(Steel guitars usually weep all over it)
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The bold & intelligent masters of the road with their Secret Language
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And their giant
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Oversized
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Transcontinental
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Mechanical hobby-horse! ▶
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Truck driver divorce
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It’s very sad
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Oh, the wife! ▶
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Oh, the kids!
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Oh, the waitress!
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Oh, the drive all night!
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Sometimes when you get home
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Some ugly lookin’ son-of-a-bitch is tryin’ to pooch yer home-town sweetheart
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Oh, go ride the bull ▶
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Oh, go ride the bull
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Make it go up an’ down
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An’ when you fall off you can eat the mattress
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Truck driver divorce
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IS VERY SAD
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Bust yer ass
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To deliver some string beans
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Deliver some string beans
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Deliver some string beans to Utah! ▶
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