(Front) Photo by Kaushal Parekh at Yellowstone National Park (1976) (CD inlay)

Live at Memorial Auditorium, Buffalo, NY - October 25, 1980

Buffalo

 

Disc 1
  1 Chunga’s revenge
  2 You are what you is
  3 Mudd Club
  4 The meek shall inherit nothing
  5 Cosmik debris
  6 Keep it greasy
  7 Tinsel Town rebellion
  8 Buffalo drowning witch
  9 Honey, don’t you want a man like me?
10 Pick me, I’m clean
11 Dead girls of London [Frank Zappa, Lakshminarayana Shankar]
12 Shall we take ourselves seriously?
13 City of tiny lites

 

Disc 2
  1 Easy meat
  2 Ain’t got no heart
  3 The torture never stops
  4 Broken hearts are for assholes
  5 I’m so cute
  6 Andy
  7 Joe’s garage
  8 Dancing fool
  9 The “real world” thematic extrapolations {Dancin’ fool}
10 Stick it out
11 I don’t wanna get drafted
12 Bobby Brown
13 Ms. Pinky

 

All compositions by Frank Zappa, except as noted above.


Album notes by Gail Zappa
This was recorded Live at the Memorial Auditorium on 25 October, 1980, in Buffalo, N.Y. “Oh” says George Douglas “the panties and bra tour”. On the phone he is suddenly right there right now 26 years later. George recalls it as a particularly brutal experience: “It was snowing like crazy, the coldest place I’ve ever been”. And that mixing from the set up onstage (!) was “pretty rugged”. And yet, for him touring with Frank Zappa remains a highlight in his lifelong career in Sound - an “amazing adventure with FZ totally all about the Music”. In order to put the concert together in its entirety we (UMRK) went “warts ‘n all” style with the 3 sources that George had available to cover the show: 2” 24-Track Machine / 1” 8-Track Machine / one cassette board tape. All the multi-track master tapes had to be baked in the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen convection oven prior to transfer. All of the transfers were done at UMRK. We then sent everything on a hard drive to Frank Filipetti in New York.
Some of you might recall that this was the “Crush All Boxes” tour. This is what was printed in ominously stern lettering on the enormous rubbish bin in the parking lot behind the lawyers’ offices where and when we (FZ and me) were “doing” the information gathering for the Warner Brothers lawsuit. This is and was not fun (We were seriously generating file boxes filled with files that if converted to papier mache would have been sufficient to pave Route 66 from here to St. Louis and then to Buffalo and back. We were suffering from Deposition Dementia). The admonition instantly made us laugh as it was such a stern reminder to relax and avoid locking in to all those around us who were steeped in the compartmentalization of the Universe its very Self. Some of the same of you might also remember that the “Tinsel Town rebellion” herein is actually the prequel and an exceedingly different musical animal than the “original” contained in the eponymous album of 1981. Note also that the titles marked with a single asterisk were all new songs, unreleased at the time of this recording.
This is the second of our Vaulternative live concert recordings (see, hear also “FZ - Oz”).

In our efforts here at UMRK to provide you with the finest optional audio entertainment (in the universe) we deploy the inimitably-skilled tape trapper and trenchant trudger of the archivory coastal tundra , Joe Travers, to venture forth (where few are chosen but many have called) into the FZ sequin mines, dismote the ages and identify suitable nuggets for your aural excitation.
A nugget of course is a significant artifact by virtue of being an unreleased composition, a special performance or arrangement, a thrilling example from a less-documented line-up, a rare recording, a highly nutritional trim and/or out, different edits or mixes - a special project, rehearsal, home recording or even a spoken gem such as an interview excerpt, a “build reel” or other “as-is” (unadulterated by FZ or even by us) item, exquisite in quality, uniqueness or hotness anywhereanytimeanyplace (aka AAA - see also AAAFNRAA: anything anytime anywhere for no reason at all), from the breadth and depth of FZ’s career in lifeasweknowit (lawki).
Praise the l.o.r.d. (also a defined term: living on reproduceable data)!

Disc 1

1. Chunga’s revenge


[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Hi! Welcome to the show tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Hope you’re in the mood for a good time. You’d better be.
Let me introduce you to everybody:
Ike Willis on guitar and vocals
Tommy Mars on keyboards and vocals
Steve Vai on guitar and vocals
Vinnie Colaiuta on drums, vitamin pills and rhythmic encyclopedia
Arthur Barrow on bass and vocals
Bob Harris on keyboards, trumpet and tiny weeny lil’ high vocals
Ray White on guitar and vocals
Not bad! This guy is wearing a shirt that says: “Lick me, my 10th Zappa concert”. Alright. Well, I’m not going to lick you but maybe she will. Go on, lick him. No, a little lower, a little lower. Go for it. It’s the real world. And I know that you’re all intimately acquainted with the real world, otherwise you wouldn’t be here, so… let’s get on with it. Listen… Oh! “Fuck the draft!”, of course, turn it around and put the spotlight on that sign. Stand up and show it to the rest of the audience. Can we get the spotlight down there?
My sentiments exactly. (Ah, no, thanks). OK, you’re ready?

2. You are what you is


[FZ & Ike Willis] One, two
 

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don’t make ham…)
You ain’t what you’re not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An’ that’s all it is
 
A foolish young man
From a middle class fam’ly
Started singin’ the blues
‘Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
(“Saffiiiee!”)
From Amos an’ Andy
Holy mack’l dere!”
He tells you that chitlins
Chitlins!
Well, they taste just like candy
He thinks that he’s got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion
To de Royal Crown
 
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don’t make ham…)
You ain’t what you’re not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An’ that’s all it is
 
A foolish young man
Of the Negro Persuasion
Devoted his life
To become a Caucasian
He stopped eating pork
He stopped eating greens
He traded his dashiki
Uhuru!
For some Jordache Jeans
He learned to play golf
An’ he got a good score
Now he says to himself:
“I AIN’T NO NIGGER NO MORE. HEY! UH! HEY!”
 
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don’t make ham…)
You ain’t what you’re not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An’ that’s all it is
 
Who is who?
An’ what is what?
An’ why is this…
Appropriot?
If you don’t like
What you has got
Drop it in the dirt
An’ let it rot
Someone else
Will surely come
An’ pick it up
‘Cause he wants some
And when one day
You wonder who
You used to was
An’ what you do
You’ll scratch your head
An’ look around
But what you lost
Will not be found
 
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don’t make ham…)
You ain’t what you’re not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An’ that’s all it is
You are what you is
Aaa-aah
An’ that’s all it is
Ooo-ooh
You are what you is
Aaa-aah
An’ that’s all it is
Ooo-ooh
You are what you is
Aaa-aah
An’ that’s all it is
Ooo-ooh
You are what you is
Aaa-aah
An’ that’s all it is

3. Mudd Club


And here we are, at the Mudd Club, y’all
I hope you enjoy yourself ‘cause the show’s about to begin…
 
Hey, they’re really dancin’, they’re on auto-destruct
On the floor, on the pipe, bouncin’ off-a the wall
Hey, the people here are really tearin’ it up
On the side, in the back, by the front of the stage
They ain’t really crazy (you can take it from me)
I should know ‘cause I go every time I’m in town
If you never tried it, lemme straighten you out
It’s the best kinda place to unfasten yerself
 
Mudd Club
All the way downtown
Mudd Club
They ain’t messin’ around
Mudd Club
Just turn to the left an’ look around because it’s there somewhere
If you ain’t found it, better hurry up
Because the folks down there’s on auto-destruct
And so can you be too!
(The fact of the matter it’s made for you!)
 

Try it on a Saturday about four o’clock in the mornin’ or even on a Monday at midnight, when there’s just a few of them Fabulous Poodles, doin’ the Peppermint Twist for real, in a black sack dress with nine inch heels
And then a guy with a blue Mohawk comes in, in Serious Leather…
(And all the rest of whom for which to whensonever of partially indeterminate bio-chemical degradation seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle of their foaming nocturnal parametric whole-wheat inter-faith geo-thermal terpsichorean ejectamenta!)
 
In Serious Leather…
In Serious Chains
In serious types of clothing
From when they come downtown
From the ruins of Studio 54
To twist an’ frugg
In an arrogant gesture
To the best of what the 20th Century has to offer
And I do mean offer
At the Mudd Club
 
Now listen…
Al Malkin is down there right now
Looking for a virgin with nice breath…
(Maybe it’s you, John… and you don’t even know it!)
 
Hey, they’re really dancin’, they’re on auto-destruct
On the floor, on the pipe, bouncin’ off-a the wall
Hey, the people here are really tearin’ it up
On the side, in the back, by the front of the stage
They ain’t really crazy (you can take it from me)
I should know ‘cause I go every time I’m in town
If you never tried it, lemme straighten you out
It’s the best kinda place to unfasten yerself

4. The meek shall inherit nothing


While you work the wall
Work the floor
Work the pipe
In serious pain
 
Some take the bible for what it’s worth
When it says that the meek shall inherit the Earth
Well, I heard that some sheik has bought New Jersey last week
An’ you, suckers, ain’t gettin’ nothin’
 
Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around with a napkin on
With a bell on a stick an’ your hair is all gone?
The geek shall inherit nothin’
 
You say yer life’s a bum deal an’ you’re up against the wall…
Well, people, you ain’t even got no kinda deal at all
‘Cause what they do in Washington
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE an’ NUMBER ONE ain’t YOU
You ain’t even NUMBER TWO
 
(That’s right!)
 
Those Jesus Freaks, well, they’re friendly but
The shit they believe has got their minds all shut
An’ they don’t even care when the church takes a cut
Ain’t it bleak when you got so much nothin’?
So whaddya do? Hey!
 
Eat that pork, eat that ham
Laugh till ya choke on Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron an’ Abraham
They’re all a waste of time
An’ it’s your ass that’s on the line
IT’S YOUR ASS THAT’S ON THE LINE
 
Do what you wanna, do what you will
Just don’t mess up your neighbor’s thrill
An’ when you pay the bill kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker on his one-way trip…
 
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE…
 
(Aw, gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)

5. Cosmik debris


The mystery man came over
An’ he said: “I’m outasite
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nervonna tonite
 

If I was ready, willing an’ able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
But I said:
 
Look here, brother, who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?
Now, who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?
Look here, brother, don’t you waste your time on me”
 
The mystery man got nervous
An’ he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
An’ he whipped out a shaving kit
 
Now, I thought it was a razor
An’ a can of foamin’ goo
But I told him right then when the top popped open
There was nothin’ his box won’t do
 
With the oil of Afro Dytee

An’ the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said: “You might not believe this, little fella, but it’ll cure your asthma too!”
An’ I said:
 
Look here, brother, who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?
Now, what kind of a geroo are you anyway?
Look here, brother, don’t you waste your time on me
That’s right, don’t waste your time…”
 
[Instrumental]
 
“I’ve got troubles of my own” I said
“An’ you can’t help me out
So take your meditations an’ your preparations
An’ cram it up yer snout”
 
“BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOLE!”
He said, an’ held it on up to the light
So I snatched it all away from him
An’ I showed him how to do it right
 
I wrapped a newspaper ‘round my head
So I’d look like I was Deep
Said some mumbo jumbos then
I told him he was goin’ to sleep
 
I robbed his rings an’ his pocket watch
An’ everything else I found
Shit, I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn’t even make a sound
 
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around
I said: “The price of meat has just gone up
An’ yer ol’ lady has just gone down…”
 
Look here, brother, who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris?

(Now, is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho , huh?)
 
Don’t you know? You could make more money as a butcher
So don’t you waste your time on me
Don’t waste it, don’t waste your time on me
Ohm shanti, ohm shanti, ohm shanti ohm

6. Keep it greasy


Thank you!
 
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Roll it over an’ grease it down, I’ll drive you through the heart of town
 
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Roll it over an’ grease it down, I’ll drive you through the heart of town
 
Hey, all the good women, they sure has it tough
The good men, well, there just ain’t enough
All the good girls are lookin’ all the time
Good men is something that they can’t find
But if they find one miraculously
They try to be lovin’ as they can be
But if they find one and let him go
Chances are they might not never find one no mo’
So they…
 
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Roll it over an’ grease it down, I’ll drive you through the heart of town
 
A good lovin’ man is hardest to find
A good woman needs to ease her mind
And I know a few that need to ease it behind
All y’gotta do is grease it down and everything is fine
 
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Roll it over an’ grease it down, I’ll drive you through the heart of town
 
A girl don’t need
No fancy grease
To get herself
Some rump release
Any kind
Of lube’ll do
Maybe from another
Part of you
Lube from the North
Lube from the South
Take a little slobber
From the side of your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
Roll it over
Grease it dow-in
Here come that crazy screamin’ sound…
 
Aaah… ah-ah-a-aah
Come on, sing along!
Aaah… ah-ah-a-aah
Aaah… ah-ah-a-aah
Oh nooo!
Aaah… ah-ah-a-aah
 
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Keep it greasy, so it’ll go down easy
Roll it over an’ grease it down, down, down
GREASE IT DOW-HOW-HOWN
Oh no! Here comes that screamin’ sound again…

7. Tinsel Town rebellion


[FZ] Thank you! This is a song about the punk bands that come from Los Angeles.
 
From Madame Wong’s to Starwood to the Whisky on the Strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum of bands that come to be real hip
And get a record contract from a talent scout someday
They’ll sell their ass, their cocks and balls, they’ll take the check an’ walk away
 
If they’re lucky they’ll get famous for a week or two perhaps
They’ll buy some ugly clothes to wear and hope the business don’t collapse
Before some stupid magazine decides they’re really good
They’re a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band from downtown Hollywood!
 
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
 
They used to play all kinds of stuff and some of it was nice
Some of it was musical, but then they took this guy’s advice
To get a record deal, he said, they’d have to be more PUNK
Forget their chops and play real dumb or else they would be sunk
 
So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs
And practice all their poses in between their powder sniffs
Chop a line now
 
And when they think they’ve got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they play
Is somewhat insincere?
 
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
 
In Tinsel Town the people there, they think substance is a bore
And if your New Wave group looks good they’ll hurry on back for more
Of leather groups and plastic groups and groups that act real queer
The Tinsel Town aficionados come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works as perfect as a dream
It works for all of those record company pricks who come to skim the… CREAM
From the cesspools of excitement where Jim Morrison once stood
It’s the Tinsel Town Rebellion from downtown Hollywood!

8. Buffalo drowning witch


[FZ] There is a ship arriving too late
To save a drowned-ing kind of a witch
She was swimmin’ along, tryin’ to keep a date
With a Merchant Marine who told her he was really rich
 
But it doesn’t matter no more…
She’s on the ocean floor
An’ the water’s all green down there
An’ it’s not very clean down there
 
An’ the pointed hat
Well, she’s got water in that
An’ water snakes an’ rusty wrecks
Is all that she can see
As the light goes dim and she’s tryin’ to swim
Will she make it?
Boy, we sure hope so…
 
Not even a witch oughta be caught on the bottom of America’s spew-infested waterways
She could get radiation all over her
She could mutate insanely
And then if she ever got out of the liquid entrapment
She could grow to be 15 feet tall and scary-lookin’

Even more so than a pre-moistened witch oughta be
And then she might go on the freeway
She could cause accidents
While people looked at her

Cars could crash all over the place from the result of people with Hawaiian shirts on…
Lookin’ up to see her face
With seaweed and urchins
Emphasizing her cheekbones
Wow! She can really be ugly and scary-looking
 
Sardines in her eyebrows
Lobsters up an’ down her forehead
All of them terribly large from radiation…
And DANGEROUS!
And smelling very bad
 
I don’t know
Maybe it’s better if she stays in the water
And a submarine could save her
And take her home to the Navy…
For some kind of ritual sacrifice

9. Honey, don’t you want a man like me?


Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
 
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav’rite phrase was “Outa-site
He had an Irish Setter
Ah, Bejeezus, here we go again
 
It was a singles bar…
(Wait a minute, let’s do that part again)
It was a singles bar
Da-da-dah, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
 
What a splendid sight
Roon doon doon doon
Her teeth were white
Oo-ooh ah-ooh
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
 
She was an office girl, “MY NAME IS BETTY”
Her fav’rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather!)
 
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a…
Baby, don’t you want a…
Baby, don’t you want a MAN!
 
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav’rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
[Mumble]
 
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK
(Why can’t I remember the words of this song?)
 
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be ‘bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her
 
Later on they went off to where the music was soft
The candles were drippy, they saw a real hippy
Who delivered their dinner
 
The rice was brown and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room
Well, it seemed to be getting thinner
 
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a…
Baby, don’t you want a…
Baby, don’t you want a MAN!
 
He took her home to a motor court
Tried to kiss her (Tried to ignore it)
(Wait a minute, no… no, no, I got it backwards)
 
He took her home to a motor court
She tried to kiss… (Wouldn’t kiss him)
AND MADE HIM ANGRY!
I got so damn mad I could have grabbed that […]
 
He called her a…
And she slammed the door
The door!
In a petulant frenzy!
A petulant frenzy!
This is a petulant frenzy!
Oh-uh oh-uh
I’m petulant
And I’m having a frenzy!
 
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO!
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
She weeps and she peeps through the curtain
 
He just got in his car
But the battery’s dead
So he asked to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that’s the end of the story
 

Ooh! Atlantis!
 
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a man like me?
Honey, honey, hey
Baby, don’t you want a…
Baby, don’t you want a…
Baby, don’t you want a MAN!
 
Baby, don’t you want a MAN sometimes?

10. Pick me, I’m clean


“Why not come over?
You’ll meet my mother
You’ll meet my sister
You’ll like my brother
Really you will…”
 
Yeah!
 
“I’m learning English
I can say: ‘Thank you’
I think I like you
Do you like my band-aid?
I hope you do…”
 
“I am not busy

I’m free to travel
Where are you going?
Maybe you’ll take me
I hope you do…”
 
“Do you know Vinnie?
He used to like me
I speak good English
I’m bathing with Peter
Pick me, I’m clean…”
 
Vinnie goes bare-back
Peter goes wet-back
Denny goes way back
Eddie should get back
Pick me, I’m clean…
 
Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
Oh yeah
Check out my band-aid
Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
Oh yeah
Check out my band-aid
Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
Oh yeah
Check out my band-aid
Oh yeah, pick me, I’m clean
Oh yeah
 
[Instrumental]
 
“Why not come over?
You’ll meet my mother
You’ll meet my sister
You’ll like my brother
Really you will…”
 
“I’m learning English
I can say: ‘Thank you
I think I like you
Do you like my band-aid?
I hope you do…”
 
“I am not busy
I’m free to travel
Where are you going?
Maybe you’ll take me
I hope you do…”
 
“Do you know Vinnie?
He used to like me
I speak good English
I’m bathing with Peter
Pick me, I’m clean…”

11. Dead girls of London


Can you see what they are? Do you hear what they say? People, it is sad but true
They dress really stupid but they think they’re OK and they got no use for you
Oh, the dead girls of London, why do they act that way?
 
Maybe it’s the water, mama, maybe it’s the tea
Maybe it’s the way they was raised
Maybe it’s the stuff what they read in the papers keeps ‘em lookin’ sorta half in a daze
Oh, the dead girls of London, why do they act that way?
 
We’re the dead girls of London
We thinks we are fine
We ain’t hittin’ on nothin’
But the boutique frame of mind
 
(Come on, Dempsey!)
 
You see ‘em dancing at the disco every night like a bunch of little robot queens
Making little noises full of fake delight but they’re really just so full of beans
Oh, the dead girls of London, why do they act that way?
 
We’re the dead girls of London
We thinks we are fine
We ain’t hittin’ on nothin’
But the BONJOUR frame of mind
 
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
[Repeat]

12. Shall we take ourselves seriously?


Mike Scheller says his life is a mess
Fritz Rau says asparagus
Should only be consumed
By people with a large amount
In an unmarked bank account
Ou-ou-ou-ou-ount
 
Shall we take ourselves seriously?
Shall we talk about it all night long?
Shall we think we are so evolved?
Will we be depressed if we’re wrong?
 
Shall we take ourselves seriously?
Shall we take ourselves elsewhere?
Shall we drink while we squat there
In the middle of this stupid song?
 
Shall we never go out there?
Shall we take us where we don’t belong
When we notice the Spargel is gone?
Shall we weep in the box office dawn?
 

Go away, I’m no good for you
 
Are the tickets all counted?
Are the costs all accounted for?
Shall we bring up the Spargel
For discussion at least once more?
 
Shall we take ourselves seriously?
Shall we think we are so mature?
Shall we be very wrong at the end of this song?
Yes, we will ever more!
Yes, we will ever more!

13. City of tiny lites


[Ray White] City of tiny lites
Don’t you wanna go?
Hear the tiny auto horns
When they tiny blow
 
Tiny lightnin’
In the storm
Tiny blankets
Gonna keep you warm
Tiny pillows
Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny sheets
Talkin’ ‘bout the tiny cookies
That the peoples eat
 
City of tiny lites
Maybe you should know
That it’s over there
In the tiny dirt somewhere
 
You can see it any time
When you get the squints
From your downers and your wine
[FZ] You’re so big
It’s so tiny
Every cloud is silver line-y
The great escape for all of you
 
Tiny is as tiny do
Tiny is as tiny do
Tiny is as tiny do
Tiny is as tiny do
 
[Instrumental]
 
[Ray White] City of tiny lites
Don’t you wanna go?
Hear the tiny auto horns
When they tiny blow
 
Tiny lightnin’
In the storm
Tiny pillows, tiny blankets, yeah
Gonna keep, keep, keep you so warm
Tiny pillows
Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny sheets
Talkin’ ‘bout the tiny cookies
That the peoples eat
Oh, city of tiny lites
Maybe… Maybe you should know
 
And it’s over there
Well, and it’s over there
Said, and it’s over there
Well, and it’s over there

Disc 2

1. Easy meat


This girl is easy meat
I seen her on the street

See-through blouse an’ a tiny little dress
Her manner indiscreet…
I knew she was…
 
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy…
Easy, easy…
Easy meat, easy meat, easy meat, easy meat
 
She wanna take me home
Make me sweat and moan
Rub my head and beat me off
With a copy of Rolling Stone
 
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy…
Easy, easy…
Easy meat, easy meat, easy meat, easy meat
 
[Instrumental]
 
I told her I was late
I had another date
I can’t get off on the Rolling Stone
But the robots think it’s great…
I knew she was…
 
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, easy…
Easy, easy…
Easy meat, easy meat, easy meat, easy meat
 
Easy…
She was so easy
Easy…
I saw her tiny titties shooh her tee-shooh ha ha!
 
I saw her tiny titties shooh her
 
I saw her tiny titties through her see-through blouse
Just had to take the girl to my house
Easy… MEAT!

2. Ain’t got no heart


Ain’t got no heart
I ain’t got no heart to give away
I sit and laugh at fools in love
There ain’t no such thing as love
Ha ha ha!
No angels singing up above today
 
Girl, I don’t believe
Girl, I don’t believe in what you say
You say your heart is only mine
I say to you: “You must be blind
What makes you think that you’re so fine
 
That I would throw away
The groovy life I lead?
‘Cause, baby, what you got, yeah
It sure ain’t what I need
 
Girl, you’d better go
Girl, you’d better go away
I think that life with you would be
Just not quite the thing for me
Why is it so hard to see my way?
 
Why should I be stuck with you?
Stuck with you
It’s just not what I want to do
Want to do
Why should an embrace or two
Embrace or two
Make me such a part of you?”
Part of you
I ain’t got no heart to give away
Away
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ain’t got no heart
Ain’t got no heart
I ain’t got no heart to give away!

3. The torture never stops


[FZ] Thank you!
 
Flies all green an’ buzzin’ in his dungeon of despair
Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes and scratch their matted hair
A tiny little light from a window hole a hundred yards away
Is all they ever get to know about the regular life in the day
 
[FZ & Ike Willis] An’ it stinks so bad, the stones been chokin’ an’ weepin’ greenish drops
In the room where the giant fire puffer works an’ the torture never stops
The torture never stops
The torture…
Ay!
The torture…
Ay!
The torture never stops
 
[FZ] Slime an’ rot, rats an’ snot an’ vomit on the floor
Fifty ugly soldiers holdin’ spears by the iron door
Knives an’ spikes an’ guns and the likes of every tool of pain
An’ a sinister little midget with a bucket an’ a mop…
A sinister little midget with a bucket an’ a mop…
A sinister tiny little midget with a bucket an’ a mop where the blood goes down the drain
 
[FZ & Ike Willis] An’ it stinks so bad, the stones been chokin’ an’ weepin’ greenish drops
In the room where the giant fire puffer works an’ the torture never stops
The torture never stops
The torture…
Ay!
The torture…
Ay!
The torture never stops
 
[FZ] Flies all green an’ buzzin’ in his dungeon of despair
An evil kind of a prince eats a steamin’ kind of a pig in a chamber right near there
He eats the snouts an’ the trotters first
The loins an’ the groins are soon dispersed
His carvin’ style is well rehearsed
 
He stands and shouts:
“All men be cursed”
“All men be cursed”
“All men be cursed”
And disagree, well, let me tell you, no-one durst
He’s the best of course of all the worst
He’s the best of course of all the worst
Some wrong been done, he done it first
Some wrong been done, he done it first
 
[FZ & Ike Willis] An’ he stinks so bad, his bones been chokin’ an’ weepin’ greenish drops
In the night of the iron sausage where the torture never stops
The torture never stops
The torture…
Ay!
The torture…
Ay!
The torture never stops
 
[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Flies all green an’ buzzin’ in his dungeon of despair
Who are all these people that is locked away down there?
Are they crazy?
Are they sainted?
Are they zeros someone painted?
 
Well, it’s never been explained since at first it was created
But a dungeon, just like a sin
Requires naught but lockin’ in
Of everything that’s ever been
Look at her
Look at him
 
That’s what’s the deal we’re dealing in
That’s what’s the deal we’re dealing in
That’s what’s the deal we’re dealing in
That’s what’s the deal we’re dealing in

4. Broken hearts are for assholes


Hey! Do you know what you are?
You’re an asshole! Asshole!
 
Some of you might not agree
‘Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see…
 
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, ‘cause you’re an asshole…
 
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, you are an asshole!
 
Maybe you think you’re a lonely guy
An’ maybe you think you’re too tough to cry
So you went to the Grape just to give it a try
 
And Dagmar
Was his name…
 
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
Nearly drove you insane
And so you kissed a little sailor
Who had just blew in from Spain
You pulled the chain attached to the permanently-erected nipples of Jimmy
In a bold salute to pain
 
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
And acted like it was cocaine
 
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
In a way you can’t explain
 
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Which gave your back an awful strain
But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show
But you forgot what I was sayin’…
 
‘Cause you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
That’s right!
You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
That’s right!
You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
That’s right!
You’re an asshole, you’re an asshole
 
Well, you been to the Grape, you been to the Chest
Now I think you know what you are: you’re an asshole, asshole
 
You say you can’t live with what you’ve been through
Well, ladies, you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you
 
But don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s lookin’ at you
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s winkin’ at you
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s blinkin’ at you
That’s why I say…
 
I’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute
AH!
 
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
Ay ay ay ay
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poop chute
Ay ay ay ay
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer poooop chute
Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
Don’t fool yerself, girl
It’s goin’ right up yer…

5. I’m so cute


Aw, I knew you’d be surprised…
One, two, three, four
 
Feelin’ sorry
Feelin’ sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
 
I’m so cute
They’re so homely
Some of them
At home an’ lonely
 
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
They will never
Get to be
 
Some folks got it
Some folks don’t
Some so ugly
They never won’t
 
Everybody see my hair
See my clothes, I’m sure you care
Vinnie C. is really neat
Watch the way he eat the beat
 
Sweet as honey, he’s a piece of cake
Full of starch and sausage as he did bake
Vitamin pills he never takes
Watch him while his glasses break
Glasses break
Glasses break
They must be fake
 
Step aside
I wanna stride
I’m gonna strut
I’m gonna slide
 
Hey, ugly folks
Go get some cyanide
An’ die
DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE
 
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
 
Ugly is bad
Bad is wrong
Wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An’ hot burnin’ fire
Hot burnin’ fire
Hot burnin’ fire
Hot burnin’ fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrghhhh!
Ah ah ah

6. Andy


Is there anything good inside of you? If there is, I really wanna know
Is there anything good inside of you?
If there is, I really wanna…
Know
Is there anything…
Good inside of you? If there is, I really wanna…
Know
Is there?
 
Is there anything good inside of you?
If there is, I really wanna know
Is there anything good inside of you?
If there is, I really wanna, really wanna know
 
Something
Anything
Something
Anything
 
Show me a sign, if you don’t mind
Show me a sign, if you don’t mind
Show me a sign, if you don’t mind
Show me a sign, if you don’t mind
 
[Instrumental]
 
Do you know what I’m really telling you?
Is it something that you can understand?
Do you know what I’m really telling you?
Is it something that you can understand?
Do you know what I’m really telling you?
Is it something that you can understand?
Do you know what I’m really telling you?
Is it something that you can understand?
 
Andy de vine (de vine)
Had a thong rind (rind)
It was sublime (sublime)
But the wrong kind
 
Andy de vine (de vine)
Had a thong rind (rind)
It was sublime (sublime)
But the wrong kind
 
Have I aligned
With a blown mind?
Wasted my time
On a drawn blind?
 
Have I aligned
With a blown mind?
Wasted my time
On a drawn blind?
 
Oh, Andy
Andy
Andy, Andy
A thong rind
It was sublime, now y’all
But the wrong kind
Hah-hah-hah-hah
Come on now
Yeah yeah yeah yeah hey yeah
 
[FZ] Ike, Tommy, Steve, Vinnie, Arthur, Bob, Ray. Thanks for coming to the show, hope you enjoyed it. Good night.

7. Joe’s garage


[FZ] Ready?
One, two, three, four
 
It wasn’t very large, there was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge it was a fifty-four with a mashed up door
And a cheesy little amp with a sign on the front said “Fender Champ
And a second-hand guitar, it was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar
 
We could jam in Joe’s garage, his mama was screamin’, his dad was mad
We was playin’ the same old song in the afternoon an’ sometimes we would
Play it all night long, it was all we knew, an’ easy too
So we wouldn’t get it wrong, even if you played it on a saxophone
 
We thought we was pretty good, we talked about keepin’ the band together
An’ we figured that we should ‘cause about this time we was gettin’ the eye
From the girls in the neighborhood, they’d all come over an’ dance around like…
[…]
 
So we picked out a stupid name, had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks
An’ we was on our way to fame, got matching suits an’ Beatle boots
An’ a sign on the back of the car an’ we was ready to work in a go-go bar
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, LET’S SEE IF YOU’VE GOT SOME MORE!
 
People seemed to like our song, they got up an’ danced an’ made a lotta noise
An’ it wasn’t ‘fore very long, a guy from a company we can’t name
Said we oughta take his pen an’ sign on the line for a real good time
But he didn’t tell us when these “good times” would be somethin’ that was really happenin’
So the band broke up an’ it looks like (ooh-ooh) we will never play again…
 
Guess you only get one chance in life to play a song that goes like…

8. Dancing fool


I don’t know much about dancin’, that’s why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other an’ both my feet’s too long
‘Course now right along with ‘em, I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin’ every night, hopin’ one day I might get it right
 
I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
 
I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat, but I can’t compete
‘Cause I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
 
The disco folks all dressed up like they’s fit to kill
I walk on in an’ see ‘em there gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin’ they all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit my social suicide
 
I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
 
The beat goes on but I’m so wrong
Wrong
Well, the beat goes on but I’m so wrong
Wrong
 
The beat goes on but I’m so wrong
The beat goes on but I’m so wrong
The beat goes on but I’m so wrong
The beat goes on but I’m so wrong
 
I may be totally wrong but I’m a… dancin’ fool
I may be totally wrong but I’m a… dancin’ fool
 

Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa!
 
I got it all together now with my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt’s half open, t’show you my chain an’ the spoon for up my nose
“I am really somethin’”, that’s what you’d probably say
So smoke your little smoke and drink your little drink, while I dance the night away
 
I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
Dancin’ fool
I’m a… dancin’ fool
HE’S A… DANCIN’ FOOL
 
I may be totally wrong but I’m a…
I may be totally wrong but I’m a…
I may be totally wrong but I’m a…
I may be totally wrong but I’m a FOOL-UH!
 
Say, darlin’… can I buy you a drink?
Ki-ni-shinai!
What’s a girl like you doin’ in a tampoon-encrusted place like this?
Ki-ni-shinai!
Do you come here often?
Ki-ni-shinai!
And if so, WHY?
Ki-ni-shinai!
Wait a minute… I’ve got it… you’re an Italian!
Ki-ni-shinai!
What? You’re Jewish?
Love your nails…
You must be a Libra…
Ki-ni-shinai!
Your place or mine?

9. The “real world” thematic extrapolations {Dancin’ fool}


[FZ] You know, you’ve heard those lines so many times. You go into a disco and you hear these people sitting around, desperately trying to get a little action. Now, isn’t it DISGUSTING the things that people will say to each other when all they wanna do is just ga get down to a little wholesome POOCHING after the event?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I think that it’s only fair, since th the theme of our show tonight has been The Real World, that we make an earnest effort to deal with these problems in a forthright manner. You know what I mean?
So look, I know that you… you’re gonna leave this place eventually and you’re gonna go and maybe you’ll go someplace, you might even go to a disco kind of a place, I know how you are. And when you go in there, you’re gonna… yes, you will, I know you will. He will! And so will she. ‘Cause I’ve seen ‘em there. But when you go there, I know what you’re going to do.
You’re gonna walk in
You’re gonna check it out a couple of times
You’re gonna walk over to the bar
To see if there’s any immediate grunt-type action over there
And if there’s not
You’re gonna spin around a couple of times
And look kind of nonchalant
Then you’re gonna look around the room to see if there’s
ANYBODY THERE YOU KNOW
And if there’s somebody there you know
You’ll go over and sit at the table with him
And you’ll look around to see if there’s any PUSSY coming in later
And you’ll sit there and you’ll keep watching the door
And then you’ll watch the floor
And then you’ll get lucky, oh my God
Here comes one, here’s one worth striving for
She’s… She’s training to be a nurse
She looks clean
No potential of disease here
It looks like The Big One
Yes, you’re gonna try for it, AREN’T YOU?
Who knows? Maybe you’ll do good, maybe you won’t, but you gotta try, because she looks like a nurse, right? No diseases and you gotta try.
So…
She’s coming in
She has a girlfriend
Her girlfriend is UGLY
Because cute girls always have UGLY girlfriends, and the reason that they have UGLY girlfriends is because it makes them look CUTER!
The girls come into the disco
There they are
They’re getting ready for some action
They don’t want anybody to know that they wanna get FUCKED ALL NIGHT LONG
Girls that are training to be nurses with ugly girlfriends
Don’t want people to know that’s what they REALLY WANT
So when they walk in, what do they do?
They look around
They go to the bar
They see if there’s any HUNKS at the bar
They’re checking out the HUNKS
There’s no good hunks at the bar
There’s a couple of NERDS at the bar
And somebody who is gonna be a nurse later
Doesn’t want to get pooched by a NERD
She wants a HUNK
So when there’s no hunks at the bar
Her and her ugly girlfriend go to the TOILET together!
While they’re in there
They fix their hair
They check their nails
They look around
They smell their breath
By holding their hand underneath like this and blowing up their nose

The ugly girlfriend takes out her eyebrow pencil and writes “FUCK ME, YOU UGLY SON OF A BITCH!”
On the wall
Her girlfriend who’s gonna be a nurse
Tells her: “That’s not really very nice to do
But let’s go out and see if there’s any more hunks”
Then they go out of the toilet
They go back into the disco
They go out and they look around the floor
See if there’s any GUYS who can DANCE
Well, there’s always one
He’s a cute guy
He has no… He has no abilities in any field other

than shaking his booty on the dance floor
But he doesn’t need to
Because his father owns a DEPARTMENT STORE
And he’ll never have to go to work a day in his life
So he was born cute and he’s dancing
And he’s out there kind of waiting for somebody
Who’s gonna grow up to be a nurse
With an UGLY girlfriend
Maybe…
Anyway, YOU, remember, YOU, when you went in there and YOU, YOU saw the nurse before they went into the toilet. But the nurse and the ugly girlfriend came out and they saw this dancing hunk on the floor. Hey, this is gonna be some competition for you. You don’t wanna see a nice clean nurse going off with a dancing hunk, do you?

No. Not you! You won’t stand for it. You’re part Italian, right? You’re not? What, you’re Jewish? Love your nails…
Anyway… ‘cause if you were part Italian you’d get some of your friends and stab him when he left the club, wouldn’t you?

But you’re not gonna wait till he leaves the club. Nope. You’re gonna get him where it hurts, you don’t care whether he’s a cute guy dancing. You can’t dance, but you’re gonna pooch the nurse, aren’t you? So you go over to the girl and you say these words: “I respect you for your mind!”
Then the nurse looks at you and goes: “Jay-zus-Christ! Jay-zus-fuckin’-Christ! What’s wrong with you?” Then she turns to her ugly girlfriend and says: “Let’s go get the hunk!”
Then you get suicidal. You go to your friend, who’s at the other table, and you ask him if he’s got any downers. And he DOES! He gives you a fistful of them. You want to kill yourself right there in the disco, don’t you? So you eat all of the downers, right there.

Down and down they go

Round and round they go

You’re going into a spin

You’re loving the spin you’re in

The next thing you know, you’re up and you’re dancing your ass off, aren’t you? That’s right!
Suddenly, the nurse and her ugly girlfriend have NEW RESPECT FOR YOU. ‘Cause you’re a potential dancing hunk.

So, but you’re so wasted you don’t even know what’s going on. All this time you thought you were going to the toilet. But you can’t find it anymore, you’re just wandering around the middle of the dance floor. And the beat goes on and you’re so wrong , it’s pumping away and your buttocks are pumping up and down , you’re really doing the twist and everything.
 
Well, the next thing you know you’re over at the nurse’s apartment. Her and her ugly girlfriend have all this S&M APPARATUS.

Because they discussed it, before they took you there, they said: “Hey, anybody who can dance LIKE THAT has gotta be FAN-TASTIC”. So you’ve been abducted and you’re over there in a nurse’s apartment, except now she’s wearing black leather underpants, a garter belt, a pointed titanium brassiere , and she’s got a riding crop in one hand, with a black Halloween mask.
And she’s putting on Black Sabbath albums in the background
That’s right. But you’re so wasted, what do you know? You think you’re having a good time.
And then…
She makes you get down on your knees
You’re kissing her boots
She’s beating you across the forehead
With the riding crop
You don’t know
You’re so wasted
Her ugly girlfriend
Is tying your hands behind your back
With some barbed wire
You like it a lot
They roll you over
They take a hot poker
You still think you’re having a good time…
 
You see what can happen when you go to a disco?
You see what can happen when you leave a disco?
Well, but not to change the subject, ladies and gentlemen, we have this song that we might as well do for you now just to end this thing off. Uh… It’s based on what the uh… the girl wrote on the wall in the toilet. The name of this song is “Stick it out”.

10. Stick it out


One, two, one, two, three
 
Fick mich, du miserabler Hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabler Hurensohn
 
Streck aus deinen heißen gelockten…
Streck aus deinen heißen gelockten…
Streck aus deinen heißen gelockten Schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhh!
 
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
 
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
 
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
 
[FZ] And now one more time in English. And if you know the words, sing along.
 
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Stick out yer hot curly weenie, weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie!
 
Make it go fast
In and out
Magical pig!
Make it go fast
In and out
Magical pig!
 
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Fire!
Till it squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts), squirts (squirts)
Fire!
 
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don’t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
 
[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Ike, Tommy, Steve, Vinnie, Arthur, Bob, Ray, you and the nurse and her ugly girlfriend.
Thanks for coming to the show. Good night.
 
[Instrumental]
 
[FZ] Thank you!

11. I don’t wanna get drafted


[FZ] OK, OK, sit down. Just relax. One, two, one, two, three, four.
 
Special delivery…
OH NO!
It’s a registered mail, buddy
You’re gonna hafta sign fer this
OH NO!
Come on out, I know you’re in there
OH NO!
You goddamn communist!
 
I don’t wanna get drafted, I don’t wanna go
I don’t wanna get drafted
 
I don’t wanna get drafted, I don’t wanna go
I don’t wanna get drafted
NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH
 
Roller skates an’ disco, is a lot of fun
I’m too young an’ stupid to operate a gun
 
I DON’T WANNA GET DRAFTED
No!
I DON’T WANNA GET DRAFTED
Heh he-heh he-heh
I DON’T WANNA GET DRAFTED
Don’t touch me, get away now
I DON’T WANNA GET DRAFTED
 
My-y-y sister don’t wanna get drafted, she don’t wanna go
My sister don’t wanna get drafted
 
My-y-y sister don’t wanna get drafted, she don’t wanna go
My sister don’t wanna get drafted
WOH-OH-WOH-OH-WOH
 
Wars are really ugly, they’re dirty and they’re cold
I don’t want nobody to shoot her in the fox hole, fox hole
 
[Instrumental]
 
I don’t wanna get drafted
No way!
I don’t wanna get drafted
Uh-huh
I don’t wanna get drafted
No
I don’t wanna get drafted
 
Wars are really ugly, they’re dirty and they’re cold
I don’t want nobody to shoot her in the fox hole, fox hole
 
Aiieeeeeeeee… shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee… shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee… shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee… shot in the fox hole

12. Bobby Brown


[FZ] Hey there, people, I’m Bobby Brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
 
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin’ sharp an’ I’m actin’ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work an’ maybe later I’ll rape her
 
Oh God, I am the American dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An’ I’m a handsome son of a bitch
Gonna get a good job an’ be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job
 
Women’s Liberation
Came creepin’ all across the nation
I tell you, people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
 
She made a little speech then
Aw, she tried to make me say “when”
She had my balls in a vise, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
 
Oh God, I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An’ I’m a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady? I don’t know which
I wonder wonder, wonder wonder
 
So I went out an’ bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin’ radio promo
An’ none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
 
Eventually me an’ a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power
‘Long as I gets a little golden shower
 
Oh God, I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin’: “Thank you, Fred!”
 
Oh God, oh God, I’m so fantastic
Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down
And my name is Bobby Brown
 
Watch me now, because the name of this song is “Ms. Pinky

13. Ms. Pinky


[FZ] I got a girl with a little rubber head
I rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An’ she looks like she loves it every time I get through
 
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don’t be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
 
Her eyes is all shut in an ecstasy face
You can cram it down her throat, people, any old place
Throw the little switch on her battery pack
You can poot it, you can shoot it till your wife gets back
 
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don’t be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
 
I got a girl with a little rubber head
Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed
She never talk back like a lady might do
An’ she looks like she loves it every time I get through
 
And her name is P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, I cry
K-Y, don’t be shy
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
$69.95, boy
Give her a try
 
Give Ike a try
Give Tommy a try
And a set of chord changes
Give Steve a try
And a bottle of Easter egg color
Give Vinnie a try
And a couple of Pepto-Bismol suppositories
Give Arthur a try
And an Anton Webern cassette for his birthday
Give Bob a try
AND A CARROT
Give Ray a try
But keep that horrible wine in the dressing room away from him
It might hurt him

He could mutate insanely

Oh, Atlantis!
 
Thanks for coming to the show!
Good night, Buffalo



Buffalo - October 25, 1980

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